Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Hoss said:
Describe it for me. I've used Vaseline, KY jelly, and Astroglide (water based). Compare it to those 3 please.
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Sex Grease is water based lube and the best thing I can say about it is that it has "grip" those oil based lubes are too slippery for me. It allows easy entry but does not remove the good friction.

It does not stain and it has herbs and shit in it so it makes my dick feel smooth and healthy.
 
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It's about humiliation and degradation. I'm not saying those two things don't have a place in the bedroom. Every couple/pairing is different. I just don't understand the leap between using a person's body for ones own sexual fulfillment and turning them into a toilet. I'm trying to picture what kind of woman find herself laying on her back with her ass in the air and a goddamn bright red funnel sticking out of her while someone pees into that funnel, and what kind of thought process is involved to make her 'love it'. I think it's an easy assumption to make that whatever that thought process might be is not a healthy one.
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I'm not sure "humiliation and degradation" are the right terms since those have inherently negative connotations. Transfer of power?

Of course you don't leap right into piss sex. It takes a lot of sexual exploration to get comfortable with some fetishes. Just because you mentally went from point A to point P and skipped all the steps in between is your own mistake. Don't judge others for making a natural progression of kink.
 
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Zaara said:
I'm trying to picture what kind of woman find herself laying on her back with her ass in the air and a goddamn bright red funnel sticking out of her while someone pees into that funnel, and what kind of thought process is involved to make her 'love it'. I think it's an easy assumption to make that whatever that thought process might be is not a healthy one.
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I am rock hard right now.
 
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Zaara said:
It's about humiliation and degradation. I'm not saying those two things don't have a place in the bedroom. Every couple/pairing is different. I just don't understand the leap between using a person's body for ones own sexual fulfillment and turning them into a toilet. I'm trying to picture what kind of woman find herself laying on her back with her ass in the air and a goddamn bright red funnel sticking out of her while someone pees into that funnel, and what kind of thought process is involved to make her 'love it'. I think it's an easy assumption to make that whatever that thought process might be is not a healthy one.

I've had dealings with only one pro watersports guy (that I know of), and I only found out about it after the fact when he complained he'd been completely alienated by his social group because he asked a hook-up to piss on him. The guy was a fucking lunatic. Sex with him wasn't at all fulfilling or sexy because it wasn't about getting off, it was about indulging all his weird neuroses and complexes in a physical way. Maybe it's unfair to use him as anecdotal evidence that watersports can't be an healthy/normal thing, but you go by what you know.
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I can't see how, outside of hatefucking, they have a place at all.

Hatefucking is a fine and glorious thing. But if all you're doing is hatefucking, maybe you should stop fucking for a while.

That's just me though. 2betacuck4CBT
 
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I'm not sure "humiliation and degradation" are the right terms since those have inherently negative connotations. Transfer of power?

Of course you don't leap right into piss sex. It takes a lot of sexual exploration to get comfortable with some fetishes. Just because you mentally went from point A to point P and skipped all the steps in between is your own mistake. Don't judge others for making a natural progression of kink.
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Peeing on someone is anything but natural?
 
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Mrs. Gravy said:
Virgin organic coconut oil
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That sounds like a gimmic trying to hit a specific market. "Fuck a virgin every time with Virgin Organic Coconut Oil"

iannis said:
Eww, don't use vaseline. That's petro based.

You can use it to jerk off, but don't even use it for anal lube. That shit should not be inside anyone. If you're gonna do that use vegetable oil.

And i'm not saying that you should use Crisco for lube, lol. But it's better than Vaseline.
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What's wrong with vaseline specifically? The only negative I've ever heard about it was that it will break down condoms. Are you just some whack-a-doodle who hates all petro based stuff cause "NO BLOOD FOR OIL" or whatever?
 
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It also does not transfer over outside of the bed room either.

I've always been respectful towards women. I have a caretaker personality as well.
 
iannis

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Hoss said:
That sounds like a gimmic trying to hit a specific market. "Fuck a virgin every time with Virgin Organic Coconut Oil"



What's wrong with vaseline specifically? The only negative I've ever heard about it was that it will break down condoms. Are you just some whack-a-doodle who hates all petro based stuff cause "NO BLOOD FOR OIL" or whatever?
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NO BLOOD FOR OIL.

It'll also cause infections more often than a water based lube. The water lube sheds more easily. Also for anal, it is petrol based, if there's any internal tearing or bleeding (happens sometimes) then you can get it in the bloodstream and I mean that's not great. It's not going to kill you with cancer or anything like that but all things being equal, water based is superior.
 
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'Transfer of power'
'Natural progression of kink'

Yeah, you're right. Now that everything had been normalized I shouldn't be judging what gets people off. Someone masturbated to 2G1C so it's not about eating shit and puking it, it's about those girls sharing a intimate moment of lowered boundaries and the orgiastic celebration of the body and all it produces. Mister Hands didn't harbor an unnatural obsession with horse cock, his death was the natural end game result of his adventures in colon perforation.
 
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Peeing on someone is anything but natural?
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I said the progression is natural, not the act itself.

"natural" sex would be fucking boring. I'm willing to bet there's something everyone here does in bed that isn't natural.

Blowjobs aren't natural, that hole is for cheese!
 
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If both parties are willing participants, I don't judge. If you don't want to get piss in your butt, pull out the funnel and leave.
 
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Iannis judging: You splashed a little piss out of the funnel. 7.5/10.
 
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Zaara said:
'Transfer of power'
'Natural progression of kink'

Yeah, you're right. Now that everything had been normalized I shouldn't be judging what gets people off. Someone masturbated to 2G1C so it's not about eating shit and puking it, it's about those girls sharing a intimate moment of lowered boundaries and the orgiastic celebration of the body and all it produces. Mister Hands didn't harbor an unnatural obsession with horse cock, his death was the natural end game result of his adventures in colon perforation.
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Your ridiculous strawman aside, yes, you shouldn't be judging people for what gets them off assuming it involves consenting adults and isn't causing bodily harm.
 
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LMFAO "natural progression of kink".

If the words normal or natural are to mean anything, they most certainly do not include peeing in someones butt.

There is a lot of space in between "normal" and "this makes you a bad person". Its not a dichotomy. Things can be not normal and still not "bad".

Peeing in someones butt is very, very, very far from the "normal" side but not quite far enough to make it into the "this makes you a bad person" area.
 
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