Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kirun

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My ex girlfriend still wants to get together. Wut do
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There's a reason they call it a "break-up". It's because it's broken. Leave it alone.

95% of the time it's best to just never speak/communicate with an ex ever again, but there are certain instances where people are adult enough to remain friends/friendly. Entertaining the thought of rekindling romantic feelings is never a fucking good idea.
 
iannis

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Yeah, don't get back with her.

There's a reason you left. And if she left YOU... just have some self respect.

Unless she's offering you no strings sex. In which case she's lying to you. But who cares. Got laid.
 
TrollfaceDeux

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she thinks she is doing something special but she hasn't done anything productive in our relationship and she still isn't. fuck it.
 
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Noodleface

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Doctor said I could have sex with my wife again. It's been since September....

Who can repair drywall when her body shoots through the wall?
 
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Cad

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Noodleface said:
Doctor said I could have sex with my wife again. It's been since September....

Who can repair drywall when her body shoots through the wall?
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Jesus dude, 4 months? WTF happened when that baby was born?
 
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Noodleface

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Jesus dude, 4 months? WTF happened when that baby was born?
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The doctor did an exam when she first got pregnant and light touching inside was making her bleed so told me I couldn't have sex until she said so...


30 seconds guys. 30 seconds.
 
Cad

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Noodleface said:
The doctor did an exam when she first got pregnant and light touching inside was making her bleed so told me I couldn't have sex until she said so...


30 seconds guys. 30 seconds.
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Shit dude, you should wear that shit out for like 3 hours, you've earned it.
 
Noodleface

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Shit dude, you should wear that shit out for like 3 hours, you've earned it.
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I wanted to man. I thought about everything but in the end I was a weak man.

The 30 second pound sessions gave her a sore vagina she told me. So it worked out
 
Soygen

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"Yeah, yeah. I'm very sore, babe. It was an amazing 30 seconds. You're the man."
 
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Cad

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Noodleface said:
I wanted to man. I thought about everything but in the end I was a weak man.

The 30 second pound sessions gave her a sore vagina she told me. So it worked out
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So, noodle... there's this concept called "lubrication" that you might have forgotten about.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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We all Noodle busted as fast as possible so he could get to the dishes.

4 months is rough though. Barely .ade it the few weeks after birth just fapping.
 
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