Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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LulzSect

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I have no filter when I get fucked up. I can't even bring myself to read the drunken shitposts, it's that bad. Awkward.

I am filing this short lived romance under finished.
 
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Haast said:
Irish twins, then.
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I was told irish twins were born in the same calendar year.

I have cousins that were born less than a year apart, but in different calendar years so they said they're not irish twins. I suggested maybe they were catholic twins and was told that would be the same thing.
 
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a_skeleton_02

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So I'm eating out this 21 year olds asshole and shes digging it. Then she pulls out from her duffel bag she brought with her a fucking massive dog dick silicone dildoe.

She starts knotting herself it while I watch and I comment so that's a dog dick huh?

And she goes excuse me it's a dire wolf so I reply oh it's not beastility if it's a fantasy creatures.

A couple seconds later she's having fun and goes yeah it's a big doggie dick I love it.

I know her mom breeds high end show dogs and they have like 15 in their home at a time.

I wonder what her childhood is like.

Anyways she's going in spring break this week so I won't see her for like two weeks.
 
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a_skeleton_02 said:
So I'm eating out this 21 year olds asshole and shes digging it. Then she pulls out from her duffel bag she brought with her a fucking massive dog dick silicone dildoe.

She starts knotting herself it while I watch and I comment so that's a dog dick huh?

And she goes excuse me it's a dire wolf so I reply oh it's not beastility if it's a fantasy creatures.

A couple seconds later she's having fun and goes yeah it's a big doggie dick I love it.

I know her mom breeds high end show dogs and they have like 15 in their home at a time.

I wonder what her childhood is like.

Anyways she's going in spring break this week so I won't see her for like two weeks.
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These experiences are what's called "day dreams" tiggles we all have them and it's okay to share them, but it's important that you understand they aren't real.

Daydream - Wikipedia
 
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Adebisi

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a_skeleton_02 said:
So I'm eating out this 21 year olds asshole and shes digging it. Then she pulls out from her duffel bag she brought with her a fucking massive dog dick silicone dildoe.

She starts knotting herself it while I watch and I comment so that's a dog dick huh?

And she goes excuse me it's a dire wolf so I reply oh it's not beastility if it's a fantasy creatures.

A couple seconds later she's having fun and goes yeah it's a big doggie dick I love it.

I know her mom breeds high end show dogs and they have like 15 in their home at a time.

I wonder what her childhood is like.

Anyways she's going in spring break this week so I won't see her for like two weeks.
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Adebisi

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a_skeleton_02 said:
I got you fam, this is one of the guys she buys from.



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Adebisi

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I don't know what would be worse if my wife found dog dildos in my browsing history:

-She is completely disgusted
-She is completely turned on
 
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a_skeleton_02

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Big Phoenix said:
a_skeleton_02, you need to one up her;

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Shit I forgot to do that step.
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Nope she doesn't like bad dragon because of some dumb reason she only buys locally sourced Etsy sex toys.

Though I was scrolling through her likes on Etsy and they have this $100 insect dick that you make geletin eggs (mold included) and put them inside the dick. Then you can push them inside you and pretend you are being bred by some giant alien bug.
 
Zaara

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a_skeleton_02 said:
Though I was scrolling through her likes on Etsy and they have this $100 insect dick that you make geletin eggs (mold included) and put them inside the dick. Then you can push them inside you and pretend you are being bred by some giant alien bug.
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Noodleface

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a_skeleton_02 said:
So I'm eating out this 21 year olds asshole and shes digging it. Then she pulls out from her duffel bag she brought with her a fucking massive dog dick silicone dildoe.

She starts knotting herself it while I watch and I comment so that's a dog dick huh?

And she goes excuse me it's a dire wolf so I reply oh it's not beastility if it's a fantasy creatures.

A couple seconds later she's having fun and goes yeah it's a big doggie dick I love it.

I know her mom breeds high end show dogs and they have like 15 in their home at a time.

I wonder what her childhood is like.

Anyways she's going in spring break this week so I won't see her for like two weeks.
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I love your stories a_skeleton_02, because that's all they are; fiction.
 
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Soygen

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Adebisi said:
I don't know what would be worse if my wife found dog dildos in my browsing history:

-She is completely disgusted
-She is completely turned on
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I'm really impressed by the details on those things.
 
Khane

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"I've carefully inspected hundreds of dog dicks and these dog dick dildos are almost better than the real thing"
 
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