Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Picasso3

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We don't need another person that doesn't know shit about marriage.

She already picked a woman. I don't care, we'll schedule this and everything will be fine in a few days, prob end up canceling the appt.

She's all torn up about house cleaning and so we're hiring a maid, getting 2 quotes this week. Life is so hard.
 

LulzSect

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Noodleface

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Man that doesn't sound healthy.

It's like my wife reading about pregnancy shit while she's pregnant, it makes her a hypochondriac. But for your wife it's podcasts about the patriarchy
 

chaos

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"patriarchy" is dangerous but when she says "rape culture " it's time to hit the road
Depends on context. I heard on foh once that most if not all women have rape fantasies. Maybe you should check your fucking patriarchal need to own her vagina, oppressor.
 
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Soygen

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Maybe take your wife on a trip to an ISIS camp and give her a taste of true patriarchy.