Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

Soygen

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chaos said:
Don't they have harems of child sex slaves or something? Geez man I guess once you start to push those boundaries all roads lead to goat fucking.
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I feel like goat fucking the gateway to child sex slaves, not the end game itself.
 
chaos

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Soygen said:
I feel like goat fucking the gateway to child sex slaves, not the end game itself.
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**Source: Soygen has never been so tired of fucking his sex slaves that he wanted to fuck a goat, but has totally been so tired of fucking his goats that he wanted at least one sex slave.
 
Omi43221

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Picasso3 said:
There is no trolling in the grown up forum
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If this is true, you should probably take it more seriously. By the way I'm all for hiring a maid on a biweekly basis. If that
destresses her then it is worth every penny.

So curious does your wife work? How is the income distribution?
How comfortable is your life and handling the bills?
How many kids do you have?
 
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Omi43221 said:
If this is true, you should probably take it more seriously. By the way I'm all for hiring a maid on a biweekly basis. If that
destresses her then it is worth every penny.

So curious does your wife work? How is the income distribution?
How comfortable is your life and handling the bills?
How many kids do you have?
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No problem hiring a maid and i said I'd pay for it. So we're doing that but like i said we have a drama quota we have to meet.

We make plenty and she makes about twice what I do.

0 kids, 0 actual problems.
 
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Khane

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Your problem is you aren't giving her enough to complain about. You have to make sure she has plenty to complain about when her co-workers complain, and she has to be able to one up at least half of them otherwise you're a failure as a man.
 
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Fogel

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Tell her you'll split up the month, first half you live under the oppression of the matriarchy and the second half she'll live under the patriarchy. Better find an apron that fits and learn to iron.
 
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