Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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You joke but Everytime we've tried to have kids my wife has gotten pregnant within the first month. It sucks because it happens before we can even ramp up with the crazy shit
 

Picasso3

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Counseling in an hour and a half.

I have a moonshot analogy I've come up with to explain my feelings.
 

Soygen

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You joke but Everytime we've tried to have kids my wife has gotten pregnant within the first month. It sucks because it happens before we can even ramp up with the crazy shit
I ramp up to the crazy shit long before marriage and kids, man.
 

Noodleface

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Counseling in an hour and a half.

I have a moonshot analogy I've come up with to explain my feelings.
Maybe the best way to handle this is after the session book another session but a private one. Just say that the therapist really spoke to you. Really drag it all out so your wife can feel foolish. If you can get her to pay even better
 
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Soygen

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Start going to private sessions 6 times a week. "Babe, this is really changing my life!"
 

Hoss

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So what the fuck do I make 0% more than my wife?

You make
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% more than her.


I say "Love makes Math" all the time bro. L2Polynomial
 

delirium

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Posting this here as I was browsing a car forum dedicated to one of the vehicles I drive and I find it interesting when "two worlds collide" so to speak.

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Leadsalad

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How shitty of a cleaning service would attractive females be and cost? I can't see myself wanting to risk money on something like that.