Yeah I've had sex with various girls of various tightness. One was so bad/good (depending on how you view it) that I couldn't last more than like 5 minute inside her.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Nester
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The wifes friend got supprise divorce papers today. She says "out of the blue" but when the dude changes the locks and puts your shit outside the day before the marriage counselling appt, something else is up lol. My wife was pretty upset which is lol, i think it made her feel a bit insecure due to the "out of the blueness" as today seems to be super wife day with obvious extra effort on her part. lol
Big Phoenix
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Are you a 12 year old posting from gym class? The vagina is designed so that multiple babies can pass through it. Think about that for a second.
Swagdaddy
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I laugh whenever something like this happens and my wife acts all super-y. Although it can be reversed when I find out a friend of mine's wife has been secretly screwing around on him or something and then I become super husband for a day as well.
j00t
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Couple of working stiffs like my wife and I with 2 kids of our own and 2 more that she nannies for don't get days off. She waitresses as soon as the kids get picked up
Eomer
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Personally I just bang away thinking about work till the special lady friend has her second (fake) orgasm, then I think about some big titted porn star taking it in the ass and finish up. Sometimes it's 10 minutes, sometimes 25, but generally not much more than that.
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Is this like some personal joke between the two of you? If I suspected my wife of faking, I'd be mad. It's insulting to both people involved.
Frenzied Wombat
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And have you slept with more than 1 woman in your life and/or taken elementary biology? It's a foregone conclusion that pussy's vary in tightness (see kegel exercises) . The fact that a woman can shit out a baby has nothing to do with it. It stretches (and in some cases rips) to accommodate the baby, just like it stretches to accommodate your dick.
You're right, it has nothing to do with it. All those comments like "she was as loose as a goose" or "tight as fuck" are all anecdotal and not based on any form of reality. All pussies are the same just like all dicks are the same.
Noodleface
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Don't know why people care if they fake it. I guess I would just prefer my wife didn't and just say something along the lines of "I have trouble orgasming."
Are you feeling emasculated or?
Are you feeling emasculated or?
Louis
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j00t
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Seriously... When my wife doesn't orgasm I know. She tells me. She doesn't fake having one because what's the point? There's even sometimes when I wish she would as I've been going to town for 15 minutes and its tiring. It'd be nice for her to throw me a bone but she just smiles and tells me its my turn. There's no hard feelings for her at all. For me its like, man I want her to get some payoff but for her? She's having fun regardless.
Khane
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I've been in situations where I basically just can't finish. It's rare but I don't really care when it happens. Usually she gets a little upset because she feels like she did something wrong, and when the roles are reversed I kind of feel the same way but it doesn't really matter honestly. It happens and the other person typically doesn't care unless you force them to continue because your pride is hurt so much.
