Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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I state things as simply as possible.

Here I'm usually posting on things that are contentious.

Colloquial terms are able to convey more, so I use them. If your autism can't handle it, that's a you problem

Stop talking to me like we're married!!
 
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The_Black_Log Foler

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I've always been of the opinion that love is a choice..

Probably doesn't help you much. Speaking from family relationships, it's HARD to love someone by choice when they're not willing to change/compromise and it goes on for 5+ years.

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I dunno, if I got married I'd do everything in my power to keep it together. Obviously this isn't possible if they go fucking crazy, steal alll your shit and leave the country or something wild.
 
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Lendarios

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I get you lachious, for a while my marriage was bad. I posted some of the crap here.

Now things are better, she finally got a job on her field, and makes good money, granted we had to move to another city, and 2nd girl is gonna come in December.
But for a while I was sleeping on the couch, because i rather do that, than dealing with her shit. The couch was better to be honest.
 
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Soygen

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I get you lachious, for a while my marriage was bad. I posted some of the crap here.

Now things are better, she finally got a job on her field, and makes good money, granted we had to move to another city, and 2nd girl is gonna come in December.
But for a while I rather was sleeping on the coach, because i rather do that, than dealing with her shit. The coach was better to be honest.
She's cheating on you. Get a lawyer and get the ball rolling before she gets the jump on you!
 
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alavaz

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That answer reeks of someone trying to justify their divorce and fool themselves into believing it won't affect their kids. I have no idea if you are married or single, happy or unhappy, parent or not a parent, but again that answer sounds Middle Management trying to justify their existence. If you have kids and you get divorce YOU fucked up, whether the divorce was your fault or not you chose the the person whose fault it was and that ultimately falls on you. Sure you can make the "best of it" and be a Present Parent with 50% custody and be there 50% of the time. Ask your boss if you can show up 50% of the time and get the same wage/results?

As a committed Father and Husband I cringe inside when I hear shit like this, I feel horrible when I have to work late and miss a bedtime or maybe miss an important conversation. To be a good Parent you have to be selfless 90%+ of the time and maybe that is low. My wife and I take between 2-10 nights per year to ourselves and kids spend those 2-10 nights with Grandma and Grandpa. Those nights with the Grandparents are really important too, its the time where they get spoiled and get a little different perspective outside of their home routine.

I am not trying shit on you @Captain Suave I just strongly disagree with that statement. I had an old boss that lived a few states away from his daughter, he would only see her during Spring Break every year. He would say "you know its not the amount of time I spend with her, its the quality of the time I spend with her." If he wasn't my boss I would have told him he was full of shit.

I don't plan on getting divorced, but if I did I'd be 100% confident that it was the best of two bad choices. I wouldn't talk about it on here either or consider any of y'all's opinions either so I guess there's that...
 

Noodleface

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Yeah I mean I just post the negative here (and also when my wife wants me to treat her like a slut), but if I were staring down the divorce barrel I wouldn't be asking for advice here
 

Srathor

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If you think you are headed towards a divorce, do you try and slip in the truly freaky shit first so at least you are earning the split?
 
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Voyce

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Yeah. Feels like I'm moving s flap over the nasal passages. Id think the ears are a super power

Dude when I was a kid I almost gave myself a stroke thinking I could so some psychic stuff if I applied enough intensity.

Nah, no such like, just caused myself physical trauma.

I guess you have to try though, just be sure.
 

The_Black_Log Foler

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Anyone here with someone/been with someone who has rape fantasies? Like actually uses the word "rape..."

Is it just me or is shit a bit much? Sure sex slave fantasy if she likes that. But rape fantasy? Have I just now reached that level of kinkiness? Is this a sign she watches too much porn?
 

Big Phoenix

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Rape fantasies are like one of the most common fantasies women have. I wouldnt think anything of it unless shes really wanting you to sneak into her place in the middle of the night wearing a disguise and not take no for an answer.
 
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