Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Blazin

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What if you're an asshole, do disclose it, but don't have it? Filling in my HPV venn diagram
 
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Alex

Alex

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I'll just update my Tinder profile to say I have it. Who knows, might attract some bug chasers.
 
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Oblio

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Arative said:
My wife gets cold sores. I never have, so I assume either I don't have it or have never been symptomatic. She gets a flare up once a year maybe. We just don't kiss when she feels one come on.
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My Wife got them from her Mom when she was a kid and this was me until the last two to three years...we think maybe. I had my Dentist write a script for some topical shit just to be safe, but neither of us are convinced 100% (I have not actually been tested) that I have them because they do not hurt at all. When my Wife gets a flare up a stiff wind against her lip makes her want to cry, where as I am eating hot wings with the Last Dab like nothing. Anyway, I have had two or three potential episodes over the last few years which caused me to do some research on them and I was shocked to read this fun fact on WebMD...
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90 fucking percent, so yeah don't let it get in the way of what appears to be a potential life mate.
 
Khane

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Together we can educate America.

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chaos

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Guys... guys no, you're wrong. It definitely isn't only on the internet. Oh, what hath god wrought?
 
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Oblio

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My Wife was on a Business Trip in Arizona and she thought it would be a good idea to bring some Scorpion Suckers back for our Boys. Yes, those are literally Scorpions inside a Sucker Han Solo Style.
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I am filing the Divorce Papers on Monday :emoji_stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
 
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Conefed

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It's been a little over a year since I left the wife. The first half dealt with the shock of all the things I had been blind to come at me and overcoming shame. Next fourth dealt with rigmaroles of life that doesn't stop because you have a bad spell while also being exhausted from said spell. That ended in my cashing in 3 years of unspent vacation and quitting.
I really needed that time. First came exhaustion recovery.Then came increased quality time with child. Then came beginnings of tackling maladaptive behaviors. Then working on self by joining DnD group (never played before) and designing a card game - game design has been a life long love, but this in retrospect has been the first project I'm actually doing in earnest.

After these 14 odd months, I'm finding myself noticing barriers that I've sort of automatically assumed and removing them. I've had a toxic relationship for the past 10 years or so with two friends of 20 odd years, one my child's godfather. I've endured them for reasons? Well yesterday, I got rid of them too. It'll be weird because one throws several events a year and contributes 6 bodies to my child's small friend circle. But I realized that's a lame reason to keep somebody around that's essentially a different person to the one who I binged games with in high school.
 
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Fogel

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Conefed said:
It's been a little over a year since I left the wife. The first half dealt with the shock of all the things I had been blind to come at me and overcoming shame. Next fourth dealt with rigmaroles of life that doesn't stop because you have a bad spell while also being exhausted from said spell. That ended in my cashing in 3 years of unspent vacation and quitting.
I really needed that time. First came exhaustion recovery.Then came increased quality time with child. Then came beginnings of tackling maladaptive behaviors. Then working on self by joining DnD group (never played before) and designing a card game - game design has been a life long love, but this in retrospect has been the first project I'm actually doing in earnest.

After these 14 odd months, I'm finding myself noticing barriers that I've sort of automatically assumed and removing them. I've had a toxic relationship for the past 10 years or so with two friends of 20 odd years, one my child's godfather. I've endured them for reasons? Well yesterday, I got rid of them too. It'll be weird because one throws several events a year and contributes 6 bodies to my child's small friend circle. But I realized that's a lame reason to keep somebody around that's essentially a different person to the one who I binged games with in high school.
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Jeeze bro I was only joking when I told you to ditch your friends in the rustled jimmies thread
 
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