Larnix
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Soygen
The Dirty Dozen For the Price of One
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I paid the same for my last oil change. I also got a blowjob.
Fun story. I spent just over 2,000 on my wife's ring. A bit over a year ago, the gem came loose, so she had stopped wearing it and left it on the shelf next to our bed awaiting repair. That same fucking week, someone broke into my house and stole the ring off our shelf, one of my guitars and some random jewelry from our dresser. I hate south Florida.
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Crone
Bronze Baronet of the Realm
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Lol, he is, but it was a different one, and my brother in law wasn't around when he said it! haha
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We have been on and off with cleaners. Don't have them right now. Kids have to clean their own bathrooms, so toilets aren't an issue. We have Roombas that cover all the vacuuming except for weird stuff, which we keep on top of. We're all super tidy, with the exception of my middle child, whose room should be burned down.
Still, it would be nice to have someone come in once a month to make sure everything is seriously clean. This is a busy house, and we have a lot of people coming and going.
Still, it would be nice to have someone come in once a month to make sure everything is seriously clean. This is a busy house, and we have a lot of people coming and going.
BrutulTM
Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun.
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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fris
Vyemm Raider
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When I wad married, the X said she was thinking of quitting her job and starting up some kind of business out of the house.
I said the maid quits to until she's bringing in three same kind of money.
That was the end of her talking about quitting
I said the maid quits to until she's bringing in three same kind of money.
That was the end of her talking about quitting
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Hoss
Make America's Team Great Again
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If it's acerage I can hunt out in the middle of nowhere with high speed Internet, an artesian well, a Wal mart 15 minutes away, and a hot neighbor who cleans houses ... I'll pay 10% over list and not a penny more. Unless I need to.
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Arative
Ahn'Qiraj Raider
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Cad
scientia potentia est
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When I bought my house which was only 3-4 years old at the time, I hired a crew of 5 cleaners who came in and worked for like 3 days, deep clean. House was empty, no furniture or anything.
On the 3rd day my wife and her sister and mother arrived and proceeded to mock the cleaners and debated stiffing them on pay because everything was still SO DIRTY. (Narrator: it wasn't.)
I wish I could hire a cleaner and have them clean the way my wife would accept it. Might as well light my money on fire, and I'm not a big fan of that.
TJT
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Borzak on his deathbed, "that faggot Noodleface shitposted about me. Honey please type for me as I am too weak and make sure he knows he's a faggot before I die. Hehehehehe."
This is how I imagine this.
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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I have eventually stopped using every cleaning service I've ever hired because they simply didn't do a good job. It's actually really hard to find a good cleaner.
When I was remodeling my first floor apartment I had a cleaner come in to scrub everything down after the work was done. Everything that wasn't completely replaced was pretty filthy (especially the bathroom and kitchen floor, which were basically the only two things that weren't completely replaced in fact)
So about 90% of the apartment was completely brand new and the cleaning service couldn't get the two things they needed to clean... clean. They tried to feed me some line about how it's too dirty so it's gonna take multiple cleanings... as if that's how cleaning something works. "Well first you have to get the top layer of dirt, but then you have to let it rest for a week or two before the second layer of dirt is ready to come off". Needless to say I refused to pay them if they didn't show back up to fix it and they never actually came back, they just accepted the loss, weirdly. Next woman I hired was recommended by my painter and barely spoke English, place was spotless when she was done and she charged me half of what the other company was trying to charge.
Borzak
Bronze Baron of the Realm
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I think I said, that's probably not a woman. She no longer reads my stuff and post for me. If anything happens she's quick to point out "Got that from FoH huh?" She said that when I joked I was looking up prices for a nude maid. "Got that from FoH huh?".
Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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If it makes you feel any better I contacted the police once when Mist said she was going to kill herself.
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Khane
Got something right about marriage
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