Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Soygen

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Noodleface said:
If it makes you feel any better I contacted the police once when Mist said she was going to kill herself.
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This has always been your problem. You're too empathetic. When someone on FOH says they're going to kill themselves, you're supposed to post some memes or gifs.

THIS IS THE WAY.
 
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Izo

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Soygen said:
This has always been your problem. You're too empathetic. When someone on FOH says they're going to kill themselves, you're supposed to post some memes or gifs.

THIS IS THE WAY.
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Borzak

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Noodleface said:
If it makes you feel any better I contacted the police once when Mist said she was going to kill herself.
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I did not know that happened. I put Mist on ignore off and on at times. I missed it apparently.

If I go over the edge and say it please post some memes or stories about citizens rising up against the government. I'll probably snap out of it.
 
Omi43221

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Crone said:
How do you convince the wife to get a cleaning service when she's too prideful to admit we need one, but too embarrassed to let anyone else see the mess that the house has become?
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Does your wife ever go on a trip? Best 40 dollars I ever spent was calling in a cleaning service when my ex wife was away. I got time to play xbox, got credit for cleaning the house, got an awesome blowjob that night. If I ever win the lottery my girlfriend will never find out.
 
Khane

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There's a lot of talk in this thread about blowjobs as rare rewards. Have you fellas talkin that way tried eating pussy a bit more often?
 
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Omi43221

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All right need groups opinion. I have been with my girlfriend for 8 years. We get along great and I expect we will grow old together. My kids from previous marriage and I currently get our insurance through my girlfriend because we are considered domestic partners. After November her company will no longer support the whole domestic partnership situation. So it's either get married or get insurance through my own company. My girlfriends insurance is better and cheaper than what I would get through my company.

Here's the thing my previous marriage totally disintegrated. It's been 9 years since my divorce and my exwife cant talk to me on the phone. I just have no compulsion to repeat that experience again. I know this is my baggage but it's hard to let go of it. Part of me is afraid that the moment I put a ring on her finger things will change.
 
Khane

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Do you really need the FoH opinion on whether you should get married for insurance benefits?
 
Gavinmad

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Omi43221 said:
All right need groups opinion. I have been with my girlfriend for 8 years. We get along great and I expect we will grow old together... ...Part of me is afraid that the moment I put a ring on her finger things will change.
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Sounds like you're already married though.
 
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C

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Omi43221 said:
I just have no compulsion to repeat that experience again.
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You're already repeating the important parts of the experience. If you're happy, you're happy. You might as well benefit from better/cheaper insurance.

Omi43221 said:
Part of me is afraid that the moment I put a ring on her finger things will change.
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If she's not emotionally invested in labeling the relationship then sign the papers at the courthouse, don't have a wedding, don't get a ring, and call it what it is - a legal formality with financial conveniences.

It's the commitment and ongoing participation in your partnership that matters anyway, not how you file your taxes or what your priest thinks.
 
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Khane

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Yea I think these guys are right. Marriage really isn't a big deal. A minor legal formality at most. Divorcees everywhere agree.

Take the "free" money bro!

On a more serious note if you wanted to be married you probably already would be. So doing it for insurance benefits seems... iffy.
 
Noodleface

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I would never get married ever again were I to get divorced. Old-ass legal contract binding you to lose half your shit.

Technically I think people like Tarrant have like 98% of his shit taken by spouses
 
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Borzak

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I get insurance through the wifes insurance now. Hers was much better than mine. It's not the reason we got married , just an added bonus.
 
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