Welp, I'm down to three Bumble Baes now. Moved them off the app and now texting because Bumble as a texting app is a goddamn travesty. So I'm working with the following:
1. G age 39. Very hot and funny. Employed as an elderly care worker and seems to genuinely love her job and helping people. No signs of the nurse/care worker crustiness that 90% of them have. Downside: she is "spiritual".
2. M age 33. Cute and thicc. Highschool teacher. Plays D&D weekly. Only one I've already banged. Not bad.
3. L age 41. Super interesting to chat with. She's into cooking like I am. IT career. Can't tell if hot due to what I think is some work done.
Story about another one. This girl had all the social justice on her profile, which usually I can sneak around. But she pretty much wanted me to profess my comittment to fighting the patriarchy and declaring my feminist ways. This wasn't a hint - it was very much "ARE YOU A FEMINIST" and "WHAT WOULD YOU DO TO THE PATRIARCHY?". I wish I took a screenshot because I quickly blocked her (which removes her from my bumble).