Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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We just added a legit porn actress (eg has done vaginal stuff not just fetish) to the villa roster. I'm flying out tomorrow and am in the best shape of my life. Have fun posting here, lol
You guys think he’ll ever realize how others view his posts like this? Guy can’t read a room.

Have fun paying for sex and getting a STD.
 

Ossoi

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What do you think your chances of smashing are?

I haven't met her yet, but I was meant to have a date tomorrow with one of them. Plans changed due to flights, hence flying out there early.
 
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She said to me after she's still single, he's just trying to win her back and she is still seeing other dudes
Just some food for thought, but do you ever stop to think either everything shes telling you about him is bullshit to string you along or shes just stringing you along like she is him?
 
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I haven't met her yet, but I was meant to have a date tomorrow with one of them. Plans changed due to flights, hence flying out there early.
Them? There's more than one Z list pornstar? What country are they from? And are they both female?
Just some food for thought, but do you ever stop to think either everything shes telling you about him is bullshit to string you along or shes just stringing you along like she is him?
Nah. She let him eat her out. She's definitely going to come around one of these years.
 
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Ossoi

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Just some food for thought, but do you ever stop to think either everything shes telling you about him is bullshit to string you along or shes just stringing you along like she is him?

This is why I say you guys are confused.

The reason I am "part" of this community is via let's call her Alpha Dominatrix. This is the one I had a few sessions with, got invited to parties, sex clubs and weekends away with her. All this time she was with the BF, was quite vocal that he was jealous, we have chemistry etc.

Then this time last year we went away for a few nights after lockdown 1 and had the hotel room orgy. That was genuinely the "peak" of my interactions with her.

Since then I started going over there every 4-6 weeks for fetish parties and filming. In November I met a crazy goth chick there and we hooked up over one weekend and several nights, and I made plans to go back for the NYE fetish party and to see goth chick.

I kicked goth chick out my airbnb at 5am because 2 nights of 3 she got stupidly drunk. Went to NYE party solo and extended my stay there because UK was in lockdown 3, ended up staying there for 10 weeks. Was out every weekend with Alpha Domme, hooked up with her friend/colleague - lets call her Domme 2 the first weekend, had a few dates then came home in mid Feb.

Alpha Domme and me haven't really spent any time together in any great amount since last Summer. She told me she wanted me to come to the wedding and she was the one inviting me out every weekend. I genuinely believe we are close friends and she cares for me.

She knows I arranged plans with goth chick, I told her I kicked goth chick out...she didn't understand my explanation of "got drunk and got annoying" so asked a mutual friend of goth chicks if he understood. He explained that he once had to babysit goth chick after a night out because she was talking about finding someone to kill (she also told me she nearly killed someone once).

She also knows I like and was pursuing Domme 2. Her Country is basically fully open now and after Ibiza I will go back there for 6 weeks. Who knows what will happen with either Domme 2 or Alpha Domme.

My position on Alpha Domme is, if we are drunk and things get crazy again then great. If she wants a 3some with me and Domme 2, great.

It's Ibiza, anything could happen


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A normal person does these things for themselves and not so they can brag to others about them. What a fag lol.
 
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Ossoi

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A normal person does these things for themselves and not so they can brag to others about them. What a fag lol.

I was asked a question on a discussion forum and I answered
 
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I was asked a question on a discussion forum and I answered
You have a picture of yourself as your avatar and you constantly mention all those things. You are a massive faggot with a tiny cock and even tinier amount of self esteem. Seek help.
 
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My position on Alpha Domme is, if we are drunk and things get crazy again then great. If she wants a 3some with me and Domme 2, great.
Funny, last page you where describing her as one of the best friends youve ever had;
My Dominatrix friend finally ended things with the abusive partner/fiance. She previously told me that he could "destroy her" if they broke up.

At the end of the month we are going to Ibiza for a week along with several other Dommes and a few others to shoot some Onlyfans content and party.

I was gonna fly direct to Ibiza and meet them there but now I'm gonna fly to Prague and stay with her a bit. Got a date lined up with her friend/colleague who is also coming to Ibiza with us

Afterwards I'll fly back to Prague and stay there for a bit and see what happens
On the contrary, the main Dominatrix, has been more of a friend to me in two years than a lot of people that have been in my life.

I quit my job at the end of 2019 after ten years with the same company due to some issues with a colleague. Could have gone to an employment tribunal as it was handled badly, but accepted a settlement agreement to walk away

I'm the kind of person that could easily have been consumed with bitterness and resentment, especially as I started my job search just as lockdown hit.

Just after I quit my job we had made plans that I would visit her in Berlin and we'd go to a sex/fetish club together. So that gave me something to look forward to and also motivated me to get back to the gym as I hadn't trained for eleven months (look at my avatar, I know that's hard to believe but it's true)

Then a few weeks before Berlin we had an unplanned spontaneous weekend in her city because she wanted to make her boyfriend jealous, lol.

She was then gonna come to London in March last year but that got cancelled because of covid

As soon as we could travel again, I was ready to fly to her but she said she wanted to go away together. So we ended up in Spain for a few nights.

People just hear sex worker and assume it's impossible to build a genuine friendship. I spent ten weeks in her country at the start of this year and it was her inviting me to parties every weekend,, wanting to go the gym together and go shopping etc.

I can tell she cares about me, we were out one night and she was asking me if I had spoken to any nice girls yet. I asked her why she was asking and she said "I want you to get lucky". I'm not used to people on nights out asking about my happiness.

Likewise, planning this holiday and the previous one. It's been years since anyone invited me on holiday with them.

And there's no payments or money exchanging hands. Our friendship stopped involving business transactions a long time ago.

Likewise, there's no fetish element to it. She's even said she considers me a friend not a submissive and sees that as her promoting me.

Oh yeah, and when she got engaged she said she wanted me at the wedding. Even though she had apparently told her fiance about me eating her pussy in Spain

It's that Jordan Peterson thing about making friends with people who want the best for you, that are happy when you give them good news, that make the effort to keep in touch and invite you to things without you doing all the work to maintain contact

I've cut several friends from university for not being any of the above. And I don't have any doubts about my friendship with her
Yet now shes just a fuckbuddy that doesnt really matter.
 
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Ossoi

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Funny, last page you where describing her as one of the best friends youve ever had;
Yet now shes just a fuckbuddy that doesnt really matter.

You realize that the two things aren't mutually exclusive and that I was clarifying the extent of any romantic interest in her?
 

Big Phoenix

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You realize that the two things aren't mutually exclusive and that I was clarifying the extent of any romantic interest in her?
Regardless of your romantic interest in her. Do you ever stop to think that maybe shes fucking with you just like she fucks with her fiance? That maybe shes just lying to you altogether and they dont really have problems?
 
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Ossoi

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Regardless of your romantic interest in her. Do you ever stop to think that maybe shes fucking with you just like she fucks with her fiance? That maybe shes just lying to you altogether and they dont really have problems?

Lol no, because I've seen and heard it from her friends. Like how they kept pushing back start of her birthday party last year because she'd called the police on him earlier that day.

The plan was I was gonna stay in her apartment for five nights before Ibiza. Because his old room was spare (they slept in separate rooms mon-fri because she doesn't go to bed until 2-3am)
 

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EDIT: I'm in the best shape of my life, my body fat is single digits. I haven't masturbated for four weeks, I meditate daily, I've found a fashion style that works for me and is unique. This is what min maxing IRL looks like
I don't get how you type this out with a straight face, think people are impressed, and don't realize how incredibly autistic it sounds. But then, you are Ossoi.
 
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This is why I say you guys are confused.

The reason I am "part" of this community is via let's call her Alpha Dominatrix. This is the one I had a few sessions with, got invited to parties, sex clubs and weekends away with her. All this time she was with the BF, was quite vocal that he was jealous, we have chemistry etc.

Then this time last year we went away for a few nights after lockdown 1 and had the hotel room orgy. That was genuinely the "peak" of my interactions with her.

Since then I started going over there every 4-6 weeks for fetish parties and filming. In November I met a crazy goth chick there and we hooked up over one weekend and several nights, and I made plans to go back for the NYE fetish party and to see goth chick.

I kicked goth chick out my airbnb at 5am because 2 nights of 3 she got stupidly drunk. Went to NYE party solo and extended my stay there because UK was in lockdown 3, ended up staying there for 10 weeks. Was out every weekend with Alpha Domme, hooked up with her friend/colleague - lets call her Domme 2 the first weekend, had a few dates then came home in mid Feb.

Alpha Domme and me haven't really spent any time together in any great amount since last Summer. She told me she wanted me to come to the wedding and she was the one inviting me out every weekend. I genuinely believe we are close friends and she cares for me.

She knows I arranged plans with goth chick, I told her I kicked goth chick out...she didn't understand my explanation of "got drunk and got annoying" so asked a mutual friend of goth chicks if he understood. He explained that he once had to babysit goth chick after a night out because she was talking about finding someone to kill (she also told me she nearly killed someone once).

She also knows I like and was pursuing Domme 2. Her Country is basically fully open now and after Ibiza I will go back there for 6 weeks. Who knows what will happen with either Domme 2 or Alpha Domme.

My position on Alpha Domme is, if we are drunk and things get crazy again then great. If she wants a 3some with me and Domme 2, great.

It's Ibiza, anything could happen


EDIT: I'm in the best shape of my life, my body fat is single digits. I haven't masturbated for four weeks, I meditate daily, I've found a fashion style that works for me and is unique. This is what min maxing IRL looks like

What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a marriage or a divorce. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may Amod Amod have mercy on your soul.​

 
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Me reading this thread:

"Goddamn, life is good."
 
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