Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Kirun

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Lambourne said:
No, just don't care for dogs. if i want something loud and smelly in my house I'll get a Harley instead.
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TJT said:
Most people shouldn't have dogs and don't train them for shit.
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Any man who hates dogs and can't care for them is likely a huge faggot in my book.

Never trust a man who says they hate dogs or don't like them because they are "smelly" and hurt their dainty ears with their "noise".
 
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Kirun said:
Any man who hates dogs and can't care for them is likely a huge faggot in my book.

Never trust a man who says they hate dogs or don't like them because they are "smelly" and hurt their dainty ears with their "noise".
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Okay bro. Go have a birthday party for your dog like faggots in Austin do. I don't care.
 
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I'm with Kirun on this one. Western Man has been a companion to dogs for thousands of years, as they have to us. Not to say people can't be in a position where they like dogs but are unable or don't want to have one due to life circumstances, housing constraints, etc., but people who 'hate' dogs (or eat them) are either from backwards cultures or hella gay.
 
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TJT said:
Okay bro. Go have a birthday party for your dog like faggots in Austin do. I don't care.
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Nobody is saying you have to put a party hat on your poor dog and be one of those retarded "dog mom" people. But the whole, "Rover did a poopie on the carpet....EWWWIE! Dogs are so stinky!!" thing? Pretty gay.

Dogs have traditionally been one of man's greatest companions for millennia - everything from farming, hunting, companionship, etc. I'm very distrustful of any man who thinks of them as "stinky" or "noisy". Not being able to take care of one because you live in a small apartment or something? Sure, I get it. But because they're "icky"? Gay.
 
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Sure, but most people don't treat dogs how they deserve to be treated and thus shouldn't have them. Most people should not have the dogs they have at all.
 
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Lambourne said:
You definitely are going to be "passed up" by guys that want kids but I'd reframe that as "not a match for what I want in life" to take the negative sound off it. Nothing wrong about selecting for things that are going to impact your life in a major way. I don't like dogs, I don't want a dog in my house so any dating profile where the woman has a dog pic is an instant abort for me. Doesn't mean I think less of them, just not a match for what I want in my life.

You'll never find perfection so compromise here and there may be necessary but whether or not you want kids is about the last thing to compromise on.
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yeah Koushirou Koushirou take heed. Everybody is going to be passed up by someone. We all have to root around to find our match. Just make sure you have the right attitude about it. Lambourne's post reminded me of this cartoon I used to have on a Tshirt.

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Lambourne said:
You definitely are going to be "passed up" by guys that want kids but I'd reframe that as "not a match for what I want in life" to take the negative sound off it. Nothing wrong about selecting for things that are going to impact your life in a major way. I don't like dogs, I don't want a dog in my house so any dating profile where the woman has a dog pic is an instant abort for me. Doesn't mean I think less of them, just not a match for what I want in my life.

You'll never find perfection so compromise here and there may be necessary but whether or not you want kids is about the last thing to compromise on.
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100% agree with this.

You're going to not be chosen by guys that have different life goals. No problem with that, and actually a good thing.
 
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While it's true that avoiding relationships that are doomed to fail is a good thing, I'm guessing those women wisely put dogs in their profile specifically to keep dog hating psychopaths away from them.
 
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Gavinmad said:
I prefer cats because it's easier to not get as attached to cats. I can't deal with losing dogs.
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I don't particularly like cats, but I've had them in the house since I was a kid. I will say one nice thing about cats. In all those years we've only ever had to put one cat down. It got feline leukemia. The rest had the decency to go outside and get eaten. Didn't have to pay a vet, didn't have to pay for cremation remains, and you could always delude yourself that it just ran away.
 
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I mean, I guess it takes all kinds, but I just do not think people who hate dogs know what they're talking about.

The new dog and I are STILL trying to feel each other out (shelter dog). She's good with me like 85% of the time, but there are things that she's still real fucking weird about, and I'm not sure what to do on

That being said, I was sick enough to be in bed all day about a month ago, and that dog did not leave the bedroom all day. I can take naps, and the dog is like "lol, fucking later loser, gonna go watch some TV," but if I'm sick, the dog doesn't leave my side. I don't really know how you can have that experience and think dogs suck, or the downsides of dogs outweigh the positives. The dog will be with you, forever, until one of you dies. That is better than any woman will promise you, because I fucking guarantee that dog won't wake up one day, move out, and take half your shit.

There is no better companion. You can put in 20% of the work you put into a relationship with a woman and end up with better friend.
 
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I mean, I guess it takes all kinds, but I just do not think people who hate dogs know what they're talking about.

The new dog and I are STILL trying to feel each other out (shelter dog). She's good with me like 85% of the time, but there are things that she's still real fucking weird about, and I'm not sure what to do on

That being said, I was sick enough to be in bed all day about a month ago, and that dog did not leave the bedroom all day. I can take naps, and the dog is like "lol, fucking later loser, gonna go watch some TV," but if I'm sick, the dog doesn't leave my side. I don't really know how you can have that experience and think dogs suck, or the downsides of dogs outweigh the positives. The dog will be with you, forever, until one of you dies. That is better than any woman will promise you, because I fucking guarantee that dog won't wake up one day, move out, and take half your shit.

There is no better companion. You can put in 20% of the work you put into a relationship with a woman and end up with better friend.
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Most people that have an issue w/ any animal have only or mostly had negative experiences, or no experience. If a dog bites your face when you're a kid, there's a pretty good chance you won't be a fan.
 
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Cutlery said:
I mean, I guess it takes all kinds, but I just do not think people who hate dogs know what they're talking about.

The new dog and I are STILL trying to feel each other out (shelter dog). She's good with me like 85% of the time, but there are things that she's still real fucking weird about, and I'm not sure what to do on

That being said, I was sick enough to be in bed all day about a month ago, and that dog did not leave the bedroom all day. I can take naps, and the dog is like "lol, fucking later loser, gonna go watch some TV," but if I'm sick, the dog doesn't leave my side. I don't really know how you can have that experience and think dogs suck, or the downsides of dogs outweigh the positives. The dog will be with you, forever, until one of you dies. That is better than any woman will promise you, because I fucking guarantee that dog won't wake up one day, move out, and take half your shit.

There is no better companion. You can put in 20% of the work you put into a relationship with a woman and end up with better friend.
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Good dogs are amazing friends, bad dogs are terrifying and dangerous. There's a lot of people who don't think the friend aspect is worth the risk, and thats a judgment call they're allowed to make.

Dogs are also dirty as hell and leave hair/fur/scratches everywhere. My wife would lose her fucking mind at a dog slobbering all over everything in the house. People are allowed to live their lives as they see fit, and so are you.
 
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Dogs are great.

So are cattle.

If you let either one in your kitchen, couch, or bed, you shouldnt be surprised if other people find it disgusting.
 
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Aldarion said:
Dogs are great.

So are cattle.

If you let either one in your kitchen, couch, or bed, you shouldnt be surprised if other people find it disgusting.
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Many variables. Small dogs are fine anywhere if trained not to piss/shit all over the place or scratch the furniture up. Large dogs need a lot more training so they aren't jumping on everything and everyone. Usually don't want them in those places because they are going to be in the way.

After that if you are regularly giving your dog a proper bath they are fairly clean and not disgusting. Though having to sweep/vacuum, early and often gets annoying.
 
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Aldarion said:
What?

Point of clarification: small dogs are an afront to nature and are not ok anywhere
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There are some "smaller" breeds of dogs that are actually pretty awesome.

Cocker Spaniels for instance. Great bird hunting dogs, have less dander than many breeds, and barely shed.
 
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