Marriage and the Power of Divorce

When I tried anal with my girlfriend, you really need to take time to prepare her for it.

I'll get her really comfortable by eating her out and getting her super horny. Then use baby wipes to wipe down her crack and then lick around the sphincter area. It's really sensitive so you will be sending her amazing sensations with your tongue.

This could go on for about 5-10mins and then she will feel pretty relaxed. Then use spit/KY on your pinky and gradually slide it into her butt hole whilst simultaneously licking her pussy and clitoris. When you feel her sphincter is more relaxed then upgrade to your middle finger and eventually your middle and forefinger together. By this time, she would be ready for your cock.

Wipe down your fingers with those baby wipes and reach for the KY again. Put some on her hole and your cock and slowly slide yourself in. Stimulate her clitoris with your hand whilst doing this. Don't go too fast otherwise your will shock/hurt her. Eventually (hopefully) you are all the way in and then stay like that for a minute or two to get her used to it.

When she is sufficiently relaxed then start pumping slowly whilst still rubbing her clitoris at the same time with your hand. If you hear her moaning with pleasure then ask her if she wants you to go faster, if she is hurting then go more slowly or stop. It's all about pacing.

Wipe your cock down with those baby wipes after your finished and then give it a rinse in the bathroom straight afterwards.

It's a lot of effort involved but it's pretty fucking amazing for both parties once it gets going.

My girlfriend at first was very reluctant on anal but now she loves it more than me.

Omg, so many pages of fun that I have missed out on.

Another person in a happy marriage here. Husband is my best friend, I'm pretty damn happy.


Something that men know, but I don't think they realize the true extent of is hormonal influences on mood. My husband has noted several times how every morning when he wakes up, he feels pretty much the same. Maybe he's stressed some days, or annoyed another, but for the most part, he is in control of his mood. Women are not entirely. Hormones influence our moods a huge amount. I have one day every month where I know I am going to be a complete bitch. My husband knows this as well so we do our best to keep confrontations from happening because we both know I'll be totally unreasonable. I can't control it and I can feel it happening. It fucking sucks. The next day, I am a weepy mess. Tears will come to my eyes for no reason and the whole world seems impossible. He gives me extra support those days because I need it. We've both come to accept those two crazy days a month, but he still finds it odd that I am completely at the mercy of my hormones. I find it odd tbh, it fucking sucks.

I think understanding that, accepting it and learning how to deal with it helps a lot when dealing with women.

Soygen_sl said:

Once a chick has an orgasm or two from nothing but anal stimulation, she'll beaskingyou to fuck her in the ass instead of you trying to scheme your way in there!

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I'm not a fan of orgasms from anal honestly. They are too fast and intense. Over before I get to enjoy them.

Honestly it took constant exposure to women on varying types of estrogen therapies before I figured that shit out. It is quite a bit more literal for women than it is for men, and you just have to accept that without being able to empathize with it. Men -do- go through a similar thing (at least me, I can't speak for all men), but my moods last MONTHS rather than hours or days. And since it's so extended you have a lot more ability to control it. Not that you always succeed. There are some days where I'm just spoiling for a fucking fight and there's no sense in it.

Iannis_sl said:

"Just ram it up in there" is some painslut shit.

You want the spit

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I am a painslut and doing it dry is not something I enjoy. In the moment sure, but the days following... no thanks.

I like where this conversation is heading. Anal is awesome and I attempt it with every single woman I go to bed with, even the first time. I test the waters with a wet thumb massage during doggy style and see how they respond, then I start to stick it up there slowly and gently (my thumb). They are much more responsive to that I've found then just trying to involve toys so early on. Otherwise I'd just grab my bullet and turn it onto low pulsing vibrate. That shit drives them nuts. I've found that more often than not if you broach the subject simply by moving slowly into it when they are already really turned on and close to cumming they are way less likely to give you shit about it (haha). What almost never works is just having a candid conversation while you're both clothed. Gotta wait until the mood is right ya know? I've yet to meet a girl who tried it (the right way, as in what master Deathwing described) and didn't like it.

I remember the first time my ex and I did it. After about a minute she moaned "Oh my god it feels so fucking good". Just that sentence pretty much made me blow.

lindz_sl said:

I'm not a fan of orgasms from anal honestly. They are too fast and intense. Over before I get to enjoy them.

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And that's why you don't stop at one but give her multiple ones.

Now I find out lindz does anal, the world is a cruel and unusual place

Your wife would too if you just learned how to ask!

BrotherWu_sl said:

I just don't get the fascination with it. Tried it out with gf and wife a few times. Meh.

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Damn bro, GF & WIFE, you're a straight boss.

Iannis_sl said:

Yeah, you can get a UTI from anal. In a perfect world an enema comes before anal. Pornstars do it, and they still have to edit out the dirtydick sometimes. There's actually a fair amount of prep-work that goes into stickin it in her pooper because you also need to stretch the sphincters. Porn stars also do that off-camera. It's hard to make it sexy-time, exactly, not the way that women usually envision sexy-time. It kinda lends itself to more of a "you're my fucktoy" vibe. Which I guess some women (bless them) can find sexy. And just to add, both men and women can orgasm from it. But don't let her stick her fingers up your butt. Gaaaaay!

"Just ram it up in there" is some painslut shit.

You want the spit.

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Listening to Asa Akira talk about it on DVDASA is really interesting. She has an entire day-before regiment that she follows any time she has an anal scene. It's kind of interesting.

Khane_sl said:

I like where this conversation is heading. Anal is awesome and I attempt it with every single woman I go to bed with, even the first time. I test the waters with a wet thumb massage during doggy style and see how they respond, then I start to stick it up there slowly and gently (my thumb). They are much more responsive to that I've found then just trying to involve toys so early on. Otherwise I'd just grab my bullet and turn it onto low pulsing vibrate. That shit drives them nuts. I've found that more often than not if you broach the subject simply by moving slowly into it when they are already really turned on and close to cumming they are way less likely to give you shit about it (haha). What almost never works is just having a candid conversation while you're both clothed. Gotta wait until the mood is right ya know? I've yet to meet a girl who tried it (the right way, as in what master Deathwing described) and didn't like it.

I remember the first time my ex and I did it. After about a minute she moaned "Oh my god it feels so fucking good". Just that sentence pretty much made me blow.

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Curious of how you manage the whole "grab the bullet from the drawer" situation.. The first time I did that with a relatively new chick she was like "wtf, how many other chicks has that been in?". Same with one of those wedge pillows I have (great for doggie)-- "how many other women have slimed that thing before me?". Of course, I eventually adapted and the answer became "I bought this just for us!"

I dunno, never got a thrill out of anal. I had one GF (who looked like the quintessential goodie two shoes-- she was a school teacher) who literally demanded it all the time. She said her orgasms were more intense. Nevertheless, anal takes more prep, and with the exception of the tightness it just didn't feel as good. A pussy imho is custom fitted to a dick-- it just feels great. Anal just felt like a tight artificially lubricated hole. Certainly not bad by a long shot, but still overshadowed by your average healthy pussy imho.