Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Oh, it only works on the dirtiest skankiest girls. I can't use it otherwise because they say that very same thing. About the wedge pillows though, if a woman ever said something like that to me about a wedge pillow I'd say "This bed isn't new and I'm not very virtuous"
 

iannis

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That is the very first place my mind would go.

"I buy a new one every time. Our current predicament notwithstanding, we DO have standards around here!"
 

Khane

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I just don't get the fascination with it. Tried it out with gf and wife a few times. Meh.
Were they into it? Were you shy about it and nervous they weren't enjoying themselves? I don't know about you but like Deathwing said it's very psychological as well as physical. Nothing turns me on more than the noises and movements a woman makes when she's into something and when you're trying something new with someone it makes it that much better. It's invigorating.
 

Vitality

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This thread has been spun into solid gold.

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iannis

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I just don't get the fascination with it. Tried it out with gf and wife a few times. Meh.
Yeah, a lot of it is psychological. It's like... if you had to break it down.. how good does a blowjob ACTUALLY feel and how much of it is "that pretty face is all wrapped around my cock".

It's a little of both, the percentages will vary from man to man, couple to couple, and day to day.
 

Noodleface

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Yeah, a lot of it is psychological. It's like... if you had to break it down.. how good does a blowjob ACTUALLY feel and how much of it is "that pretty face is all wrapped around my cock".

It's a little of both, the percentages will vary from man to man, couple to couple, and day to day.
Slight story time. My wife was very shy to give me blowjobs, basically "no." I asked her why and she said her old boyfriend forced her to do it and forced her to swallow (I would strike him if I met him). She also said she wasn't very good at it and didn't know what to do. I didn't really press the issue after her revelation about the past dude, but I still enjoyed going to town on her. Eventually one day, she told me she was going to return the favor. What I received was the most porno-esque blow job I've ever received in my life. Extreme slurping noises, double-handed, little kisses on the shaft. It was that day that I realized my wife is a whore.

She's never seen a porno in her life, and she won't watch one with me now. I truly believe she is some sort of dick-sucking pioneer woman.

It feels way better than sticking it in her cooter, but I am happy with either.
 

Soygen

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Sounds like the dickhead boyfriend taught her well. Don't strike him, thank him!
 

BrotherWu

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From the level of interest in this thread the past few days, you would think that Onoes has a new crazy on the line or lindz has posted another pic.

By the way, here's to hoping that Olebass becomes Onoes V2. 8 years of sexual rage...released. It would be like when the ghosts were released from the containment field in Ghostbusters.
 

BrotherWu

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Missed the responses to my post. With the GF, we tried it out a few times and she exclaimed "It feels like I am pooping! Take it out!" Boner killer.

Early in our courting, the wife and I tried it out a few times and she was into it until it apparently became more uncomfortable for her one time and we stopped. Never went back in. It just seems like a hassle. Too many other fun things to do on the playground.

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Xarpolis

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Double Vagina Double Anal... what is SA?
sensitive artist.
But it's also "DVD" as David and "ASA" as... you guess it. Asa.

The Podcast is David Choe (The guy that painted the Facebook building for stock shares in the company. Then 10 years later, was worth $500,000,000 because of those shares.) And Asa Akira is the #1 porn star right now. She's constantly voted as the best. A japanese chick.
 

iannis

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Missed the responses to my post. With the GF, we tried it out a few times and she exclaimed "It feels like I am pooping! Take it out!" Boner killer.
My god you're strange. That's my fetish.

NOT RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T.

That might be one of the best porn scenes ever created.
 

Cad

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sensitive artist.
But it's also "DVD" as David and "ASA" as... you guess it. Asa.

The Podcast is David Choe (The guy that painted the Facebook building for stock shares in the company. Then 10 years later, was worth $500,000,000 because of those shares.) And Asa Akira is the #1 porn star right now. She's constantly voted as the best. A japanese chick.
She's not a very pretty asian, has obviously fake tits, and is a typical insatiable whore style actress and is very dirty/rough in her movies. Meh