Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lindz

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I'd like to do some quality photos. I send dirty pics and we've done videos but they are all such shit quality.

Was thinking of doing some professional nudie pics for my husband for our next anniversary. Feel like I need to hit the gym for a good month or so first though.
 
Joeboo

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Nope, it's not the same. And my wife currently still has giant pregnancy boobs, I'd like to have a memento of this wonderful time
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mkopec

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anal thing? IMO its overrated. Tried it before a few times with wife and I didnt particularly care for it and neither did she.

We made a movie before but the tape got destroyed. Or was it?
 
Frenzied Wombat

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I can't speak for whether this technique will work for The Married, and it doesn't specifically address "pics in the bedroom", but if you want nudies of the chick you are seeing/dating, just start showing a lack of interest in sex and turn down the communication level a notch. I've never done this intentionally, but whenever I start pulling away from a chick, their insecurity hits like a truck and you start getting nudie txt messages and crazy BJ's.
 
Tuco

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Neki_sl said:
Your wife has no issues when you are owning noobs in the latest MMO war campaign? I mean, PRX is pretty hardcore and a lot of time commitment is needed whenever a war needs to be won. Does she game with you or just does her own stuff when you are on the computer?
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Ofc she gets pissed, but she can't have all my time. One key to marriage is being okay with your wife not always being happy with you. As soon as you make it your goal to ensure your wife is happy all the time you've already lost.
 
Neki

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I made a bunch of videos with my GF. At first she was like, 'Why would you want to film us having sex?'. Reason I gave was 'Well, I would rather toss one off watching a video of you rather than to some generic porn when you are not around'. She found that sweet.

Have to be careful to secure those vids though. Wouldn't want to become the next amateur star on YouPorn or whatever.
 
Vitality

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Tuco_sl said:
Ofc she gets pissed, but she can't have all my time. One key to marriage is being okay with your wife not always being happy with you. As soon as you make it your goal to ensure your wife is happy all the time you've already lost.
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Seems like a pretty tight line you gotta walk, here's video reference for what it takes:

 
Julian The Apostate

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I've had a decent amount of anal sex before but it doesn't do much for me aside from being something different. I do have a serious fetish for anal play though. Rubbing, fingering, and licking a girls ass are such a turn on for me and nothing I've read in Richard Dawkins books on evolution give me any insight on why this is something that I would like to do. I think it comes back to an ex-girlfriend of mine that used to lick my ass on the reg at the end of a blowjob and I've never busted a nut that hard in my life. Don't knock it until you try it.
 
iannis

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I'd be just fine with being the dude who eats corn out of the can while he fucks hot chicks.

I'm not saying it can't be done, but it takes more than that to shame me.
 
Soygen

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Eating corn out of the can sounds like a euphemism for rimjob.
 
Lenas

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Come to think of it my wife did say one time she wanted to do one of those professional lingerie shoots. Hmmm.. my birthday isn't too far off.
 
Big Phoenix

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I think when it comes to your girl letting you take pics or video of her it's the luck of the draw if they will let you. They have a pretty valid concern with assholes in this day and age uploading that shit to every porn site at the drop of a hat.

You gotta sell it as being an amazing turn on to get a random pic of a her showing off her ass in that thong you got her.
 
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