Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Nester

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I think I like the idea of anal more than the feel of it, mostly because it's a semi forbidden fruit. My wife got it in her head somehow that a few trips to through the back door equals mandatory butt plug for life with a worn out asshole. No level of convincing has worked that this is a fallacy. The handful of times we have done anal has required lots of liquor, it's almost a regular joke with us that Budwisers equal anal sex. This one time, in fact the last time, I was hammered and had some serious whiskey dick, that did not help things at all. I made a remark indicating I was not sure which hole I was in, (did I mention I was hammered?) let me tell you fine gentlemen, never ever say that, as I have not been allowed back in since. However tonight might be the night as we are in vacation and I do have some Budwisers.
 
Falstaff

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My wife did one of those photo shoots without me knowing while we were dating. She did the makeup for the photographer so the photographer offered to shoot her for free. It was cool and unique and whatever but... It's been sitting in my sock drawer for like 3 years and I haven't looked at it.
 
lindz

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See I'd put it up in our bedroom, but that's just me.
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lindz

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I have a few pictures in this thread. It is dirty blonde. I have lighter highlights in it atm but I usually dye it darker. Why...?
 
Xarpolis

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There really wasn't a reason. I was just curious. I remember seeing the "epic knee pic" and I kept thinking that you were blonde because of it. I don't know why I thought it, but I asked to see if I was right.

That's about it. Creeper over.
 
Noodleface

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My mom did a shoot like that in the 80's for my father. The pictures were hung up in their bedroom.

Weirdest. Childhood. Ever.
 
Noodleface

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Unfortunately I don't live with my parents so I don't have any. It was full on 80's haircut and lingerie for all of us to see.
 
Noodleface

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As a kid I just thought my mom took weird pictures.. wasn't until way later I realized what it was and why it was there.
 
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Tenks

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Tarrant_sl said:
Eh, I like freaky stuff as much as anyone but I've never been fond of anal either.

And my marriage is just fine, we just have the intimacy talk every now and then. -shrug-
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I don't really keep up but are you still with the girl you met as your hair cutter?
 
Tarrant

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Yep, been married for 4 years now. Weve had our moments but most marriages do. We're still going strong.

....for now.
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Tenks

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Tarrant_sl said:
Yep, been married for 4 years now. Weve had our moments but most marriages do. We're still going strong.

....for now.
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Cool glad to hear. Last I heard you were having some issues so I wasn't sure if you worked it out.
 
Tarrant

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Eh there are times when I want to throttle her but I can't say I don't feel that way about most people in general.
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Gavinmad

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Tarrant_sl said:
Eh there are times when I want to throttle her but I can't say I don't feel that way about most people in general.
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Well she probably knows if she gets to be too much of an out of control bitch you'll just clothesline her down a stairwell.
 
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