Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tenks_sl said:
Sorry why? Personally I find even fairly light kink not exactly my thing. The one time I was trying to switch positions and she started blowing me I was just thinking "This is weird. That has to taste kind of funky. This really doesn't feel better than intercourse." And I find jizzing on a girl's face just outright disrespectful and chose not to do it even when she asked me to do it.
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Well obviously if it isn't your thing, girls aren't going to do it. Girls don't want to be thought of as sluts, most of them will wait for a guy to initiate things like this or only bring it up after a while in an intimate relationship. That is probably what Onoes latest girl meant when she said "I thought you could handle it." i.e., she thought he'd be into things like that and didn't need to hide the fact that she likes sex.
 
Frenzied Wombat

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*shrug*. You can never know for sure. I dated a goody-two shoes style high school English teacher and she was the dirtiest pig slut I've ever had in bed. Anal was practically foreplay for her. Now she did turn out to have a lot of crazy in her, but she was obviously college educated with a good job. I've had sweet normal looking types be total animals in bed, while I've also had alternative looking types just lie there like a dead fish. Now, there is definitely a strong correlation between crazy and being a sex beast though, of that I am mathematically certain at this point.
 
Khane

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Tenks_sl said:
I've only had one girl who enjoyed sex like that and she was off her fucking rocker (which is also when I started my "no crazy" rule.) I have yet to find a girl who graduated college and had a real job who was into it.
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I don't know about that. Both men and women feed off each other during sex. If you get her into it and worked up and start talking dirty to her she'll probably do all those things.

EDIT: Welp, everyone else beat me to it, I'm bad at reading the last page of a thread before posting.
 
Khane

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
*shrug*. You can never know for sure. I dated a goody-two shoes style high school English teacher and she was the dirtiest pig slut I've ever had in bed. Anal was practically foreplay for her. Now she did turn out to have a lot of crazy in her, but she was obviously college educated with a good job. I've had sweet normal looking types be total animals in bed, while I've also had alternative looking types just lie there like a dead fish. Now, there is definitely a strong correlation between crazy and being a sex beast though, of that I am mathematically certain at this point.
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Teachers are never normal. In my experience they are devious self righteous nymphos. The sex with every teacher I've been with was top notch, and they were insatiable. However, their "holier than thou" attitude regarding their job was always a huge turnoff.

I've yet to meet a teacher who didn't think she was doing "God's work" by teaching. Whenever someone would ask what they do they say things like "I'm a teacher, it's the most rewarding job on earth. I can't imagine loving anything more than teaching". Then behind closed doors the conversation sounded more like "I hate that little cunt Jennifer. I hope she gets raped at a gas station and her parents have to send her to a mental facility".
 
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Tenks

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Yes the cross most teachers put themselves on annoys me as well. For only working 9 months a year and getting a fuckton of holiday time off they get compensated fairly well. And if you're a really good teacher you can teach in a yuppie school district and make around 80k per year. I looked up the salary of some of my high school teachers recently and a few were actually just north of 100k. Not even including the fact you don't have to pay into all the government bullshit programs everyone else has to pay into. But it seems this cycle where everyone agrees teachers are so underpaid and it just continues and continues.
 
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Khane_sl said:
Teachers are never normal. In my experience they are devious self righteous nymphos. The sex with every teacher I've been with was top notch, and they were insatiable. However, their "holier than thou" attitude regarding their job was always a huge turnoff.

I've yet to meet a teacher who didn't think she was doing "God's work" by teaching. Whenever someone would ask what they do they say things like "I'm a teacher, it's the most rewarding job on earth. I can't imagine loving anything more than teaching". Then behind closed doors the conversation sounded more like "I hate that little cunt Jennifer. I hope she gets raped at a gas station and her parents have to send her to a mental facility".
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I dated a middle school teacher back around 2005 who very down to earth, but in general, I agree with that. I mean I agree that Jennifer is a little cunt.
 
Khane

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Soygen_sl said:
I dated a middle school teacher back around 2005 who very down to earth, but in general, I agree with that. I mean I agree that Jennifer is a little cunt.
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How long did you date her? Was it long enough for her to feel comfortable being honest around you? Took about 8 months for the last teacher I dated to start to show her true colors.
 
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Less than 6 months, but only because I was bored/not feeling it. I'm still friends with her, though she is now a 'stay at home mom' with 3 kids. I think she's anti-vaccine as well. Fuck...ok she's kind of nuts.
 
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Tenks

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I didn't know real life people were anti-vaccine. I just assumed it was some segment of ultra fucked up people the internet was exploiting to mock.
 
chaos

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Yeah my wife is a part of these local mom groups and some of these people are anti-vaccine, don't let their kids have any sugar at all, some vegans, a bunch of weird ass people.
 
Soygen

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Yeah, this chick is in one of those 'mom groups' as well. She floods my Instagram with like 12,000 pictures of her kids every other day.
 
Gravy

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NoodleAnus_sl said:
We're having some trouble and we both realize something isn't right for her right now. Her appointment is a month or two away. She gets really upset because it's been her dream to raise children, so when people ask she gets depressed (she won't show it).

We had the family barbecue on Sunday and over 30 people kept asking it. She was really upset after they all left.

People just don't get it.

There is a reason we don't have kids:
1) We don't want them.
2) We are waiting until we are stable (we just bought a fucking house in May)
3) We can't have them.
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Too early for the adoption talk?

Also, AMOD can you rename The Master to The Cock Master?
 
Alex

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Why are you trying to have kids if you don't want them? Just a test run? Going to abort that baby immediately?
 
BrotherWu

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Dude, wait a few years and maybe put away a nest egg and do some traveling before popping out a kid. Alone time is over when the kids arrive, especially if your inlaws are too stupid to watch them (sounds like it).
 
Frenzied Wombat

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Khane_sl said:
Teachers are never normal. In my experience they are devious self righteous nymphos. The sex with every teacher I've been with was top notch, and they were insatiable. However, their "holier than thou" attitude regarding their job was always a huge turnoff.

I've yet to meet a teacher who didn't think she was doing "God's work" by teaching. Whenever someone would ask what they do they say things like "I'm a teacher, it's the most rewarding job on earth. I can't imagine loving anything more than teaching". Then behind closed doors the conversation sounded more like "I hate that little cunt Jennifer. I hope she gets raped at a gas station and her parents have to send her to a mental facility".
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Lol, you're a mind-reader. That pretty much described her to a T. She would constantly complain about how shitty her job was, how much extra work she had to do, and how much bullshit she had to deal with vis a vis teachers/parents/administration, yet when I'd ask/tell her to go become a corporate trainer or something, she'd fall back on "how much good she does for the kids". Okay then, so stop fucking complaining..
 
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