Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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BrotherWu
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I don't see where planning comes in. Pick one:
1. I don't like girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls; I want girls that don't poop in my bushes and taze my balls.
2. I am getting a haircut and face metal that I predict will lead to girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls
I suppose if it went something like this:
1. I am getting a haircut and face metal because, well, you know.
2. Uh oh, this is probably going to lead to girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls.
3. I don't like girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls; I want girls that don't poop in my bushes and taze my balls.
EDIT: Did I go through a time warp? Half a page of posts behind now.
1. I don't like girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls; I want girls that don't poop in my bushes and taze my balls.
2. I am getting a haircut and face metal that I predict will lead to girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls
I suppose if it went something like this:
1. I am getting a haircut and face metal because, well, you know.
2. Uh oh, this is probably going to lead to girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls.
3. I don't like girls pooping in my bushes and tazing my balls; I want girls that don't poop in my bushes and taze my balls.
EDIT: Did I go through a time warp? Half a page of posts behind now.
Soygen
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I was mainly joking saying that he didn't plan to attract crazy girls, but he still ended up doing what attracts them(ie: he's not good at planning).
That being said, I'm pretty sure Onoes has said repeatedly that he isn't necessarily trying toavoidcrazy girls.
That being said, I'm pretty sure Onoes has said repeatedly that he isn't necessarily trying toavoidcrazy girls.
Onoes
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When did I say I didn't want to attract crazy?
Let me be perfectly clear, I'd like to have casual sex with semi wild girls. I'd like a girl who mid fuck pulls me out of her pussy and starts sucking my dick, because she just had to taste us. I'd like a girl who tries to deep throat me, and whips my dick out to smear my cum all over her. Shit like that. Regular kinky. Do I expect to be attracting well adjusted adult woman to fit this criteria? No. Do I expect to be attracting girls who may be young dumb and a little crazy? Yes.
I assume some of these girls will be batshit nuts, but I'm trying to avoid dangerous. I expect some of these girls will provide me with stories that I will share here. Some of those stories might leave me complaining, as my most recent example - who left me with scabs, bruises, and home repair, has done. At no point have I said "I really regret sleeping with her, woe is me.", I don't. It was crazy, I don't want to do it again, but I'm glad to have had the experience. I went skydiving and hated it, but I'm glad I did it all the same. Man, I should find a picture of that, my face looks like I'm trying not to shit myself the whole time. Anyway, yeah, I'm sharing with you guys because I like having the conversations, I don't mind sharing and assume most of you enjoy reading about it, and I obviously like the attention.
Rich girl arrives in 6 hours, and I'm spending the weekend with her. I'm hopeful my follow up report is going to be boring, "We hung out, had a ton of sex, and that was about it.", but for all I know I'll be back here tomorrow going "Uhhh, she wanted me to fuck her ass which I'm not into, but she kept asking, so I tried it, and she shit everywhere, and then she lay in her own shit crying and sucking her thumb for 2 hours.". Dear God I hope that doesn't happen, haha.
Anyway, my point was, no need to act like I'm on here venting about how I can't meet a nice girl. I'm not.
Noodleface
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We're having some trouble and we both realize something isn't right for her right now. Her appointment is a month or two away. She gets really upset because it's been her dream to raise children, so when people ask she gets depressed (she won't show it).
We had the family barbecue on Sunday and over 30 people kept asking it. She was really upset after they all left.
People just don't get it.
There is a reason we don't have kids:
1) We don't want them.
2) We are waiting until we are stable (we just bought a fucking house in May)
3) We can't have them.
Khane
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Khane
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That sucks. People are really fucking stupid man. They ask questions they think are harmless and playful even though in reality they are intrusive and disrespectful.
Soygen
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Khane
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I've only had one girl who enjoyed sex like that and she was off her fucking rocker (which is also when I started my "no crazy" rule.) I have yet to find a girl who graduated college and had a real job who was into it.
Noodleface
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I kind of hope it happens like you said. I mean, you really want to cross that "I fucked the shit out of you" bucket off the list pretty early in life.
Soygen
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I'm sorry to hear that. I've dated several, most of which graduated college. Sometimes it takes a bit of coaxing, but that doesn't mean they aren't into it.
Sorry why? Personally I find even fairly light kink not exactly my thing. The one time I was trying to switch positions and she started blowing me I was just thinking "This is weird. That has to taste kind of funky. This really doesn't feel better than intercourse." And I find jizzing on a girl's face just outright disrespectful and chose not to do it even when she asked me to do it.