Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Fifey
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This.
Big khane, come over to Portland and let's bro out and poop in saltys bushes.
Is it just me or does plan b kinda make you think the burger is made of babies.
Eidal
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Does anyone else enjoy the irony that Himeo is a recovering land whale who used to be morbidly obese and is now merely obese? He blames society for not telling him eating 4000 calories of carbs a day is unhealthy. He stated that he would routinely gutbomb a Papa Johns family deal for dinner and drink his extra garlic oil. That isn't his fault, it's societies fault for not telling him he shouldn't have done that. I am so amazed right now to find out that Himeo is in this thread posting red pill bullshit. Not.
I'd love to see dabamf do a quick study showing correlation between BMI and subscription to TRP beliefs.
Soygen
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Xarpolis
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Guys, I know full well that Times Square is a shit hole. A friend of mine lives in Manhattan and suggested The Counter to me, as a good place for a burger. I was blown away. It was definitely more expensive than normal, but not unbelievably so. My burger was right around $12, which is pretty average for NYC.
Here's a picture of this amazing thing (behind spoiler tag)
1/2 lb burger on a whole wheat bun. Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle chips, crushed peanuts, pineapple slices, roasted red peppers, sliced hard boiled egg, pesto sauce and some other shit that I don't remember. It was so incredibly good. I know there's another The Counter in Jersey, but it's pretty much right across the bridge to NYC. I don't have any too close to where I live in the Philadelphia suburbs.
Here's a picture of this amazing thing (behind spoiler tag)
1/2 lb burger on a whole wheat bun. Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Pickle chips, crushed peanuts, pineapple slices, roasted red peppers, sliced hard boiled egg, pesto sauce and some other shit that I don't remember. It was so incredibly good. I know there's another The Counter in Jersey, but it's pretty much right across the bridge to NYC. I don't have any too close to where I live in the Philadelphia suburbs.
Khane
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Mmmm... baby. I love recommending that place for first dates and waiting for a response. But it's called Plan B because it's a beer, bourbon and burger bar. And it's awesome.
Xarp... how could you even taste the burger with all that other bullshit on it? Peanuts? Strong flavor. Pineappe? Strong flavor. Roasted red peppers? Very strong flavor. Pesto? What the fuck man....
Xarpolis
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It was a basic burger. You could customize it with pretty much everything you could think of. I checked off a bunch of things just to throw shit at a wall and see what sticks. This burger was glorious. I wasn't able to finish it, but the flavor combination was so damn good. Everything was cooked to perfection, which was the best part. I hate when something is over or under cooked... really fucks with the meal as a whole.
EDIT: Anyway, I'm done derailing this thread. Let's get back on topic!
It's been almost a week since the events of my last post happened. My wife's period "should" be done today. However, since that after the shower blowjob, nothing has happened, and I'm not initiating. I even complimented her on the surprise, saying that I thought about it the next day and a half, but nothing yet. I'll see if once her period is over, she'll try to initiate actual sex.
Time will tell, but I'll let you know.
EDIT: Anyway, I'm done derailing this thread. Let's get back on topic!
It's been almost a week since the events of my last post happened. My wife's period "should" be done today. However, since that after the shower blowjob, nothing has happened, and I'm not initiating. I even complimented her on the surprise, saying that I thought about it the next day and a half, but nothing yet. I'll see if once her period is over, she'll try to initiate actual sex.
Time will tell, but I'll let you know.
Khane
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So I understand you want her to initiate but don't you think you're being a bit immature by refusing to initiate yourself? You want sex to be a two way thing (as it should be) yet you're completely removing yourself from the initiation equation. The best way to get a woman to initiate sex is to make her feel sexy, not make her feel pressured.
Frenzied Wombat
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That's weird, I've found that when women are on their period they are more horny than usual.
Xarpolis
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All of my previous girlfriends have been that way. My wife, on the other hand, has never been.
Oh, and let me elaborate on my previous post yet again. I'm not complaining that she hasn't initiated during her period. It was a shock that I even got surprise head. I'm just wondering how things play out.
I really only edited that post to put the thread back on track because stupid hamburger derailment.
Oh, and let me elaborate on my previous post yet again. I'm not complaining that she hasn't initiated during her period. It was a shock that I even got surprise head. I'm just wondering how things play out.
I really only edited that post to put the thread back on track because stupid hamburger derailment.
Soygen
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TheBeagle
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Another single guy update: Spent the summer 1800 miles away from home, and started chatting on OkCupid with a few girls a month or so before returning home. Long story short, I have 3 dates with 3 different women lined up this week. Last night was date number one. Met for drinks and then went back to her place, got in the pool for awhile, and then had the most amazing, balls to the wall sex I've had in recent memory. She actually demanded that I put it in her butt. She was a wee bit on the chubby side, but had the most amazing, huge titties that I've ever played with and had zero tattoos. I loved it.
Date #2 Thursday night, and I might cancel date #3 this weekend to hang out with big titty anal girl again.
Date #2 Thursday night, and I might cancel date #3 this weekend to hang out with big titty anal girl again.
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She might be waiting for some reciprocation. Verbal feedback might not be enough for her.