Soygen
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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Big Phoenix
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Noodleface
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Khane
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So what's the appropriate time frame before anal comes into the picture for a woman to still be considered wife material? Why must a woman quell her sexual fervor to be considered marriageable?
I ask because the girl from Jersey let me put my fingers up there the first night, and we tried to go for it but it's been so long since she did it there was too much discomfort. We need to work her into it. Should I be worried she is not wife material?
I ask because the girl from Jersey let me put my fingers up there the first night, and we tried to go for it but it's been so long since she did it there was too much discomfort. We need to work her into it. Should I be worried she is not wife material?
Soygen
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Some guys want that illusion of coyness, I guess. I'm completely fine with her being a freak in bed right off the start. I'm a freak and I want her to be one too. Am I supposed to wait a few months to find out we're not sexually compatible?
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Frenzied Wombat
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Nothing wrong with a girl being a naughty nymphomaniac from day 1. What you're looking for is a pigslut in bed that everybody thinks is "so sweet" when she isn't actively trying to suck your brains through your pee-hole.
You really just need lube (preferably silicone based lube) and one of you needs to be playing with her clit to distract her and help her relax. Vibrator helps a ton. I have a 100% success rate introducing girls to anal with this method.
Frenzied Wombat
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Too complicated. Just wait until you get into a fight where she knows she's wrong and initiates "make-up sex", dump some lube, and stick it in. For whatever myriad emotional reasons may be at play in this situation, girls seem to love "post-fight" anal.
For anal? Water based lubes dry out eventually. Silicone never will and you really don't want to have anything catch. Most minor prolapses are a result of using water based lubes that dry out. Just don't use it for vaginal.
Also Albolene, the make-up remover, is the best lube for deep throating. Porn industry has been using that trick since the 80's.
Khane
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Oh trust me, I'm no novice when it comes to this. I fingered and massaged her first, and she climaxed during that even though there was no vaginal penetration, just stimulating the clit. I have water based lube (because there are no allergy issues with it to worry about) but I wasn't going to force the issue. She's on board, just wanted to wait a little longer and work into it slowly. In other words I'm going to get her drunk next time I see her.
Noodleface
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Khane
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iannis
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Makes sure when it happens to sing a few bars. "Ooh that smell. Can't you smell that smell? The smell that surrounds you!"