Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Noodleface

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So basically that chick wanted you to know she had a boyfriend, but still pursue her.

Is that the type of woman you really want to get with?

If my wife ever threatened divorce I think I'd just say "Ok, that's fine" and let it happen. Ain't nobody got time to play those mind games like legendarios wife. Shit no, that story is infuriating just reading. If the masturbation and sex diarrhea wasn't in the story, I'd be 11/10 angry.
 
Cad

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Xequecal_sl said:
"So.....no boyfriend?"

"No."

"So, was I supposed to read her mind about this or was she specifically looking for a home wrecking jackass?"

"She just wanted to make sure you weren't interested in fucking her!"
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"Well, Iwasinterested in fucking her, but I'm not anymore. Good day to you." Walk the fuck away.
 
iannis

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Yeah. When you ask if they have a boyfriend and they say, "Maybe" that should pretty much be the end of any serious consideration of them. And if they get upset that you didn't pursue them... who fuckin' cares.
 
Tarrant

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NoodleAnus_sl said:
So basically that chick wanted you to know she had a boyfriend, but still pursue her.

Is that the type of woman you really want to get with?

If my wife ever threatened divorce I think I'd just say "Ok, that's fine" and let it happen. Ain't nobody got time to play those mind games like legendarios wife. Shit no, that story is infuriating just reading. If the masturbation and sex diarrhea wasn't in the story, I'd be 11/10 angry.
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Same, my wife busted that line out twice. The first time she did it I told her that was her pass and warned against it in the future. The second time I said "okay" packed a bag and went to a friends. As I was packing she was all like "Good, get the fuck out, glad you're leaving" and I didn't play into it, I just kept packing without a word. I left to her yelling some shit, I never found out what.

She then blew up my phone with how awful I was and what not for the rest of the evening. I picked up my son the next day to go to school since she leaves for work at like 6am. We didn't say a word to one another and another day passed and she asked me if I was coming back. This went on for about a week before she got the hint that once that line gets thrown out, my give a fuck completely turned off. I've been through a divorce, I'd like to avoid a second one but if it's coming emotion gets turned off. Once she figured out that not only did she have have zero power at that point, shit got real and she started apologizing around day 4.

Its one of the more fucked up things you can say in an argument outside of really digging deep. Don't stand for that shit.
 
Lendarios

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Well after a log sleepless night we talked some more and we are going to try to take things in peace and see where it takes us.
 
lindz

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You know, I don't care about masturbation as long as it doesn't have a detrimental effect on my sex life. I get that sometimes guys need to blow off steam and take care of business themselves. Problem though, I have a much more active sex drive than my husband. It drives me bonkers when he gets stressed out with work and just takes care of it on his own then I get nothing. Sure I can do the same, but I'd rather not, it is just no where near as satisfying. Why the heck do you men do this? Makes for a cranky wife when I get turned down because of that.
 
Agraza

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You should get revenge on him by inviting another woman back to your place. Maybe time it right so he catches you doing it. That'll show him.
 
Nester

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lendarios_sl said:
Well after a log sleepless night we talked some more and we are going to try to take things in peace and see where it takes us.
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Glad to hear it, don't listen to these yahoos. She is in hormone hell right now. Let her Pop out JR and give her a chance to let the hormones settle down. If she still feels the same way after the baby then so be it, but do not call an 8 month pregnant women's bluff !
 
Nester

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Xequecal_sl said:
Here's another hilarious and confusing failure story from me. I'm pretty sure I just ran into and failed one of those shit tests. I was flirting with a chick from my neighborhood for awhile and she mentions she has a boyfriend. OK, fine, I still talk to her on occasion but no more flirting. Then one day she calls me and asks me if I want to go out with her somewhere. I lie and say I'm too tired, because I'm really not interested in going to a bar with a chick that already has a boyfriend, that's just weird.

Unfortunately, when I go out anyway I run into one of her friends and get confronted.

"Oh, I guess you're not that tired, huh? You really are some kind of asshole, just blowing her off all the time."

"Uhm, she has a boyfriend already."

"No she doesn't."

"Yes she does, she told me."

"She said she had a long distance boyfriend in fucking Canada. That's not a thing, nobody does that."

"So.....no boyfriend?"

"No."

"So, was I supposed to read her mind about this or was she specifically looking for a home wrecking jackass?"

"She just wanted to make sure you weren't interested in fucking her!"

"So she wasn't interested in a relationship with me?"

"Yes she was!"

"Uhm.....can we start over? I'm confused."

She just storms off. Can someone explain to me exactly when "I have a boyfriend" actually means "I'm single and available" and at what point exactly I'm supposed to stop pretending I'm not interested in sex and start broadcasting that I am interested? This is way too goddamn confusing. I'd also preferably like to avoid making more enemies out of women that live near me.
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So a girl asked you out and you did not think that perhaps now she no longer has a boyfriend? Way to drop the ball.

Instead of saying you where too tired, why did you not simply just ask her what happened to the BF?
 
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Foggy_sl said:
When a girl says she has a boyfriend or is married the only response is, "But are you happy?"
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I have a friend who was totally into the PUA stuff and he said Mystery had two lines he liked for when a girl said that. "Don't worry, I can be discreet" and "Good, that'll give you something to do when we aren't together."

I've seen both of them work.
 
Haast

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Nester_sl said:
So a girl asked you out and you did not think that perhaps now she no longer has a boyfriend? Way to drop the ball.

Instead of saying you where too tired, why did you not simply just ask her what happened to the BF?
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Nester has a point. Also, it should be pointed out that her friend was the ranting crazy, not the actual chick.
 
Tarrant

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lindz_sl said:
You know, I don't care about masturbation as long as it doesn't have a detrimental effect on my sex life. I get that sometimes guys need to blow off steam and take care of business themselves. Problem though, I have a much more active sex drive than my husband. It drives me bonkers when he gets stressed out with work and just takes care of it on his own then I get nothing. Sure I can do the same, but I'd rather not, it is just no where near as satisfying. Why the heck do you men do this? Makes for a cranky wife when I get turned down because of that.
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Because sometimes we'd just rather do that. -shrug-
 
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