Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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BrotherWu

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Blazin_sl said:
You guys constantly with the anal worship is really that much better than having sex with the tube designed for that purpose? Tighter I guess? But is it really tighter other than at the sphincter? If so please don't tell me, just add it to the list of things I'll never experience. Next you guys will be telling me BJs are awesome too.
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BJs are awesome. To balance my post above, got two last weekend. Nutted and she still suckin x 2.
 
Deathwing

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Blazin_sl said:
You guys constantly with the anal worship is really that much better than having sex with the tube designed for that purpose? Tighter I guess? But is it really tighter other than at the sphincter? If so please don't tell me, just add it to the list of things I'll never experience. Next you guys will be telling me BJs are awesome too.
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It does feel different. Tighter isn't really a concern for me. I've felt too tight before, never too loose. But the main proponent of anal, for me is psychological. It's taboo, it's dirty, it's "wrong". If both of you can enjoy anal, anything for that matter, from an enthusiastic woman, it greatly enhances sex.

It doesn't have to be anal for you. Find something taboo and give it a try. Who knows, you might like an alabama hot pocket.


I feel like we've been over this before.
 
Gavinmad

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BrotherWu_sl said:
Last time I tried anal with the wife, she ended up crying and said she thought it meant that I was gay because I wanted to stick it in a butt.

But, yes.
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I assume that most of what you post is meant to be a joke, cause otherwise your wife seems even worse than Lendarios'.
 
Big Phoenix

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BrotherWu_sl said:
On a whim, I told our kids to go watch a movie, Mom and Dad are going on a date. Took her to a lakefront restaurant close to us, got her drunk, ate a good meal, amazing view, touching and talking, told her on the way home I was going to fuck her senseless when we got there and she said "I don't think so." and wanted me to turn off to go look at a house that was for sale. We have a house. A nice one.

Get home and she starts watching "Pretty Little Liars". What in the fuck? BrotherWu going to kill a bitch.
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i know that feel
 
Khane

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mures_sl said:
Again, I'm talking about the whole process, not just the time spent fucking. Say you and your partner have a dinner date, you're both cleaned up nice so you decide you want a quickie before you go out the door. By the time you go through the motions and are ready to leave the house again you probably spent ~15 minutes, sure it is only ~5 minutes of fucking, but there is always more to sex than just fucking. Neither Eomer nor myself are claiming to be casanova fucking for 15-30-60 minutes straight at a time, but my experience is similar to eomer, I just assumed most guys are as evident by many guys posting in regards to lindz problem that sometimes you just want to rub one out and not go through all the motions.
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This is what I mean. You THINK it takes 10 minutes of foreplay and 5 minutes of actual sex. I'm telling you your sense of time during all those acts is way off. It's probably 5 minutes of foreplay, 5 minutes of sex. You lick her ass and massage her clit for 2 minutes to get her nice and wet then you throw it in her and fuck her hard while you pull her hair and smack her ass. THAT is a quickie. Stop pretending you have this long drawn out 10 minute foreplay scenario every single fucking time you have sex. You aren't that romantic and you know it. And if you do have that stupid amount of foreplay even for a quickie you need to take a step back and look at the situation.

Instead of doing what I just explained as a "quickie" you'd rather rub one out. Stop spending so much time on the "pre-sex" routine when you're tired. Just fuck her. She'll love it. If it takes you 10 minutes to get her excited and feeling sexy you're doing it wrong, especially if she's the one initiating.
 
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Khane_sl said:
This is what I mean. You THINK it takes 10 minutes of foreplay and 5 minutes of actual sex. I'm telling you your sense of time during all those acts is way off. It's probably 5 minutes of foreplay, 5 minutes of sex. You lick her ass and massage her clit for 2 minutes to get her nice and wet then you throw it in her and fuck her hard while you pull her hair and smack her ass. THAT is a quickie. Stop pretending you have this long drawn out 10 minute foreplay scenario every single fucking time you have sex. You aren't that romantic and you know it. And if you do have that stupid amount of foreplay even for a quickie you need to take a step back and look at the situation.

Instead of doing what I just explained as a "quickie" you'd rather rub one out. Stop spending so much time on the "pre-sex" routine when you're tired. Just fuck her. She'll love it. If it takes you 10 minutes to get her excited and feeling sexy you're doing it wrong, especially if she's the one initiating.
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Can you come bang my wife while I take notes? I have been having sex with this girl for 20 years now and I just don't see how what you are saying would play out. Obviously everyone is different but as I have never banged another chick it could be that I just happen to be having sex with someone that is very hard to get off. Just seems like you are the one exaggerating about time.
 
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Earlier this week I set up the yoga date with random online girl for today. Get a text this morning about going to a later class because she wants to catch brunch with a friend who is visiting.

Obvious answer was just to say "let's just forget about today" and leave it at that, right?
 
BrotherWu

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I love what yoga does to a woman's body so if she is serious, and face is good, I would say just roll with it. What's the big deal? It's not as if she canceled.
 
Alex

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Yeah, if that second time fits your schedule, why call it off completely? Trying to power play or something? She's the one that suggested it. It's not like she flaked out on you completely.
 
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I understand what Khane is saying, but it isn't universally applicable. Some women are harder to get off. Some women don't orgasm at all. I've helped a lot of women with the latter issue. But that doesn't mean they aren't going to enjoy sex.

For me personally it really does take me 10-15 minutes of actual thrusting to get myself off. I can make it faster by focusing on it by it makes the sex less good.
 
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