Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Lejina

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Only way to save yourself from that kind of question is go into absurd the other way she expect you to answer. "honey, I'm a man, obviously unless the entire bed is covered in tits and ass, we never have enough. Actually, make that the entire floor, the walls and the ceiling too..." Explaining yourself or trying to rationalize it is like running away from an angry dog, it just makes her looking for blood even more.
 
DickTrickle

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So you're up for mmf threesomes if you get mff, right? If one dick is good, then two dicks is "___"? Should be easy since you're not immune to direct logical proofs.
 
iannis

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DickTrickle_sl said:
So you're up for mmf threesomes if you get mff, right? If one dick is good, then two dicks is "___"? Should be easy since you're not immune to direct logical proofs.
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Of course.

Golden rule. It ain't gay in a three way.

Tarrant also makes a fine argument, however.
 
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Tenks

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The first thing you need to learn when online dating is to take nothing personally. I personally wouldn't care if someone stopped messaging me then started back up. Online is all about a game of numbers.
 
Tarrant

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The Ancient_sl said:
Tarrant confirmed unsatisfying to his women.
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Your sword strikes swift and true.
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iannis

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If there's a sign up sheet, would someone write my name below theirs? I don't expect you to write it above yours, but be a bro.
 
lindz

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I think I killed the thread.

Anyways.... who else has to go spend Thanksgiving at the in-laws and is dreading it? I love my husband's mom and dad, but his sister and her family... /shudder. The one saving grace is that the boarding arrangement I had made for my dogs isn't going to work for my 6 month old mini aussie so I'm bringing her with us. Yay for excuses to get out of things I don't want to do.
 
iannis

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Goin to my grandmothers.

She's 93. For the past 10 years it's been "this might be her last one".

I don't really understand it. She wants everyone there, and I'm going happily. I don't begrudge that. But the woman has always hated cooking. It's an odd choice.

My Oma is one strange bird.
 
Noodleface

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I have the lovely pleasure of having divorced parents and since we're pregnant everyone wants to see us. The downside is going to 3 houses, the upside is eating 3 meals for free.

The up-upside is next year we'll have a newborn and I'm not leaving my damn house.
 
Deathwing

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Kids are great excuses not to travel. Relatives without baby-proofed houses are the best because it's an easy guilt trip too.
 
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Tenks

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From hearing how Noodles gets bossed around by his wife I wouldn't be shocked if he was the one carrying the baby
 
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