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Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Noodleface
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Namon
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All attempts at emasculating Noodle aside, I never understood this phrasing either. She's the one that is carrying that package that will grow to the size of a bowling ball that she will shove out a much smaller opening, and all the pain that accompanies it. The only contribution the guy had was pretty damn fun (amount of it depends directly with level of inebriation). To me that is just adding fuel to the already flaming inferno of blame aimed at you for causing this mess in the first place.
IDK man Noodle had his part and it is a joint venture. Sure just knocking up a chick and bailing is pretty easy but to stay and take care of the girl while she's going through the pregnancy isn't without issue. I think when two people knowingly go into it wanting to get pregnant and when it finally happens I get saying "we" are pregnant. I don't think anyone argues the male side has it far, far easier but Noodle has his role to play.
Noodleface
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To be honest I hate people that say "we are pregnant" and I don't know why I wrote it.
I am such a fag, LOL.
I am such a fag, LOL.
Frenzied Wombat
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So, I had an epiphany this weekend while the girlfriend was screaming at me. When two guys get into an argument, you know there is an invisible line that cannot be crossed, lest the argument escalate into a physical fight. You know there are things you cannot say without risking a "mouth full of fist", and it basically forces a certain level of civility in any argument. But while my girlfriend was shrieking, spewing rage that would get any guy's ass kicked, all the while following me around the house as I sought respite, I realized that there was nothing that I could really do in that moment to stop it, short of leaving my own house. Basically, could a lot of the "crazy" we have to endure simply be the result of courage derived from "harm immunity"-- basically women knowing (assuming they know their man) that we won't lay a finger on them no matter what they say/do?
Men fight all the time because they cross the line. Sounds like the problem is your girlfriend.
Frenzied Wombat
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Well obviously she is, but the point I'm trying to make is that men know that a line exists, and either cross it by misjudging, or do so intentionally because they want to start a fist fight. Assuming a woman knows that her man isn't a woman beater, she has no line, and basically has freedom to say whatever she wants without physical risk.
Frenzied Wombat
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I think this is it:If he's got a skit that mirrors my scenario, please post it
Though he has several good bits that riff on the theme. Also if I ever had a girlfriend that was literally yelling at me and would not stop, I would kick her ass out, relationship over. Actually that happened once and it was a really good decision. That isn't, in my mind, how adults deal with issues and I don't want to date anyone who thinks that is a solution.
Noodleface
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It's because women are programmed by society to be "in charge of the relationship."
They don't make as much as us, can't lift as much as us, and in general feel more inferior to us. If they can control the relationship they win. They have the vagina after all.
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They don't make as much as us, can't lift as much as us, and in general feel more inferior to us. If they can control the relationship they win. They have the vagina after all.
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