Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Onoes

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I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele.

Well that and the fact that we spent a great night together last night, had awesome sex, I stayed the night, parted on fantastic terms, and then I get hit with this out of the blue when I get off work tonight. Fuck, this girl was fucking amazing, I'm so crushed. Fuck.

I'll stop now, just wanted to vent I guess.
 
Kirun

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Sutekh_sl said:
"I'm angry because I can't stereo type people into neat groups that help affirm my douchebag mentality."

GOT IT.
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But stereotypes are often true and there for a reason, bro. I'll give you an example you'll be able to relate to - It's like if somebody came in here and said, "But! But! But! Not all Dolphins fans are soulless husks, devoid of any sense of joy and happiness, pining for the days of having a QB that was the heavyweight champion of regular season statistics". We'd all laugh at them, because we know that isn't true.
 
Gavinmad

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Onoes_sl said:
I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele.

Well that and the fact that we spent a great night together last night, had awesome sex, I stayed the night, parted on fantastic terms, and then I get hit with this out of the blue when I get off work tonight. Fuck, this girl was fucking amazing, I'm so crushed. Fuck.

I'll stop now, just wanted to vent I guess.
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You should take a dump in her bushes.
 
BrotherWu

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It was probably the forehead kisses, bro. It's a beta move at 45 days.

Cheer up and go stick it in crazy again so we can liven this discussion up.
 
Soygen

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Kirun_sl said:
But stereotypes are often true and there for a reason, bro. I'll give you an example you'll be able to relate to - It's like if somebody came in here and said, "But! But! But! Not all Dolphins fans are soulless husks, devoid of any sense of joy and happiness, pining for the days of having a QB that was the heavyweight champion of regular season statistics". We'd all laugh at them, because we know that isn't true.
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Hey, man! Leave the Dolphins out of this!
 
Sutekh

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Kirun_sl said:
But stereotypes are often true and there for a reason, bro. I'll give you an example you'll be able to relate to - It's like if somebody came in here and said, "But! But! But! Not all Dolphins fans are soulless husks, devoid of any sense of joy and happiness, pining for the days of having a QB that was the heavyweight champion of regular season statistics". We'd all laugh at them, because we know that isn't true.
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You've convinced me.

Onoes_sl said:
I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele.

Well that and the fact that we spent a great night together last night, had awesome sex, I stayed the night, parted on fantastic terms, and then I get hit with this out of the blue when I get off work tonight. Fuck, this girl was fucking amazing, I'm so crushed. Fuck.

I'll stop now, just wanted to vent I guess.
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Sometimes things just don't make sense. I've found that trying to find the reason for why things happen in relationships that have ended is often times more difficult than actually dealing with the ending of the relationship itself. Sometimes you just got to say, fuck it, she didn't want it, now I've got to move on.

My favorite form of coping is playing video games with friends and becoming a vegetable for a couple days/weeks.
 
iannis

iannis

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Lame.

And the forehead kisses are alpha. But you have to do it after you nut on them and tell them they're a good girl.
 
Nester

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Tenks_sl said:
I think I need to step up and buy something more for XMas for the wife. All I bought her was an e-gift card that I made her print out herself since my printer at work isn't working. She was downstairs wrapping presents then lording it over me that she bought me like 5 things and I only got her a piece of paper. I'm thinking maybe a fancy bottle of wine? RR bros help me out I need it quick.
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Jewelry store or brand name purse store STAT!
 
Jx3

Jx3

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Not doing christmas this year. Her idea, I just got done student teaching and she told me to not worry about gift giving. That fact I got a real job and told walmart to suck me off is gift enough she said. I think she's a keeper.
 
radditsu

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Jx3_sl said:
Not doing christmas this year. Her idea, I just got done student teaching and she told me to not worry about gift giving. That fact I got a real job and told walmart to suck me off is gift enough she said. I think she's a keeper.
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Did they suck you?

Did you cum?

How was it?
 
Noodleface

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The only way to know if she's a keeper is to kiss her forehead and see if she stays


Sorry Onoes, I feel bad even just saying that one
 
Sutekh

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radditsu_sl said:
Did they suck you?

Did you cum?

How was it?
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Noodleface_sl said:
The only way to know if she's a keeper is to kiss her forehead and see if she stays


Sorry Onoes, I feel bad even just saying that one
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Sometimes laughing at it is the best bro. I play dota with a friend and when my ex and I broke up we were playing, I failed a gank and died and he just yelled over the mic "THATS WHY YOUR FUCKING WIFE LEFT YOU", I was in tears from laughing so hard at that shit.
 
Haast

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Onoes_sl said:
I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele.

Well that and the fact that we spent a great night together last night, had awesome sex, I stayed the night, parted on fantastic terms, and then I get hit with this out of the blue when I get off work tonight. Fuck, this girl was fucking amazing, I'm so crushed. Fuck.

I'll stop now, just wanted to vent I guess.
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That's... strange. Any additional perspective now that you had the night to stew it over?
 
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