Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Sutekh

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Your guild must have sucked because Barman would push off more important debuffs! Your casual ass would be booted.
Oh they tried. They tried hard. I'm like herpes you can't remove me. I replaced the barman with Gutgore Ripper on our first Garr kill. I used that piece of shit dagger until the end of Vanilla, my ex even took Dragonfang Blade over me that hunter bitch.
 

Xequecal

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I don't think so -- at least complex pulling mechanics are gone in WoW. They somewhat existed in Molten Core but even then it was more like make sure not to pull the pat with the pack. I don't think WoW or any other MMO allows you to split packs with FD or anything.
There was the cat boss in Ulduar, but I can't remember anything after that.
 

Tenks

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Oh they tried. They tried hard. I'm like herpes you can't remove me. I replaced the barman with Gutgore Ripper on our first Garr kill. I used that piece of shit dagger until the end of Vanilla, my ex even took Dragonfang Blade over me that hunter bitch.
If you got that dagger that gave +skill to dagger you could replace Barman with a higher DPS / faster dagger because it would push your white DPS up so much it would account for the loss of yellow from Barman.
 

Sutekh

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If you got that dagger that gave +skill to dagger you could replace Barman with a higher DPS / faster dagger because it would push your white DPS up so much it would account for the loss of yellow from Barman.
Yeah this was back before the majority of the community actually gave a shit about things like HITTING with white attacks or damage meters. Our raid was a patchwork of people from like 5-6 different guilds that had just hit max level.
 

Tenks

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Yeah I don't think it was until after we had Garr on farm (and that super simple guy after him) that it became widely spread knowledge on theorycrafting boards that +skill could push off glancing blows and would skyrocket your white. So even though that dagger was like level 55 or something it was the best OH in the game until you could DW two raid tier daggers.
 

Kirun

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Just stopping in to say that making sweeping generalizations about religious women's relationship with their mothers is just as retarded as doing it with women in general.
Look, there are roughly 7 billion people on the planet. Of fucking course there are outliers. There are ineverystatistic. Which is why we use generalizations. On subjects that are harder/impossible to quantify, those generalizations tend to be based off of our experiences, however anecdotal they may be. Areallreligious women like that? No, of fucking course not. Then again, I'm not trying to account for every single anomaly that exists and if I was, I wouldn't have used the term "generally".

Jesus fucking Christ. You fucking crybabies and your..."But, but, but!!! Not ALLLL X are like that!! Don't generalize!" every time somebody comes in here and confirms that they've had a similar, general experience as somebody else.
 

Sutekh

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Look, there are roughly 7 billion people on the planet. Of fucking course there are outliers. There are ineverystatistic. Which is why we use generalizations. On subjects that are harder/impossible to quantify, those generalizations tend to be based off of our experiences, however anecdotal they may be. Areallreligious women like that? No, of fucking course not. Then again, I'm not trying to account for every single anomaly that exists and if I was, I wouldn't have used the term "generally".

Jesus fucking Christ. You fucking crybabies and your..."But, but, but!!! Not ALLLL X are like that!! Don't generalize!" every time somebody comes in here and confirms that they've had a similar, general experience as somebody else.
"I'm angry because I can't stereo type people into neat groups that help affirm my douchebag mentality."

GOT IT.
 

Tenks

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Everytime Kirun posts I'm convinced he's that guy everyone knows who thinks he's way, way smarter than everyone else but is actually a fucking idiot. Like he is too stupid to understand how stupid he is. That guy.
 

Fifey

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I don't think so -- at least complex pulling mechanics are gone in WoW. They somewhat existed in Molten Core but even then it was more like make sure not to pull the pat with the pack. I don't think WoW or any other MMO allows you to split packs with FD or anything.
Didn't some guild get in trouble for kiting Garrs adds instead of killing them because it wasn't an intended strategy?
 

BrotherWu

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Everytime Kirun posts I'm convinced he's that guy everyone knows who thinks he's way, way smarter than everyone else but is actually a fucking idiot. Like he is too stupid to understand how stupid he is. That guy.
I think you just said that Kirun is Lumie.
 

Tuco

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Didn't some guild get in trouble for kiting Garrs adds instead of killing them because it wasn't an intended strategy?
Yeah there were a lot of shenanigans in early MC like that, where everyone was fresh from EQ and just figured exploiting to split or kite adds and patrols was intended and totally kosher. If you weren't pulling mobs through zone walls like we learned to do in plane of hate you weren't trying hard enough.
 

Noodleface

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Ok tank 1 you're on garr, tanks 2-5 the usual marks, DPS warrs 1-4 please tank adds too. Paladin stay out of combat for rezzes
 

Deathwing

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I'm finding a surprising amount of people still have no idea was speculoos(in cookie butter form) is. If she likes that kind of "different" stuff that Trader Joes seems to stock a lot of, buy her a jar of that.
 

BrutulTM

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I played a warrior because my friends group wanted me to instead of my useless druid. At heart though I was always a solo kiter.
 

Tenks

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I'm finding a surprising amount of people still have no idea was speculoos(in cookie butter form) is. If she likes that kind of "different" stuff that Trader Joes seems to stock a lot of, buy her a jar of that.
She isn't really into that different of stuff. TJ is just the only place I know that sells big bars of 84% cocoa dark chocolate that she likes. And I work 3 minutes from one.
 

Khane

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She likes that high % cocoa shit? Ugh, the more pure cocoa the chocolate bar is the more disgusting and inedible it becomes. 84% is pretty much cooking chocolate.
 

iannis

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Eww. So bitter and gross. Cocoa has to be handled gently and used sparingly.

It is injun ambrosia after all.