Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lindz

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I totally don't understand the forehead kisses thing. I like a nice forehead kiss if I'm still half asleep and he's heading out.
 
Khane

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It isn't strange at all. The faster you move the faster things tend to end. When you think someone is perfect you're in for a disappointment somewhere down the road. As soon as trouble rears its head the facade is gone and reality sets in and people who jump into things that quickly tend to jump out of them just as quickly.

I once had a girl break things off with me because I didn't vote. I wonder what would have happened had we not met in an election year. Bullet dodged there huh?
 
Sutekh

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lindz_sl said:
I totally don't understand the forehead kisses thing. I like a nice forehead kiss if I'm still half asleep and he's heading out.
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There was a guy that used to post in the old GWBYHT, his wife cheated on him a shit load of times and he was a huge beta. After him and his wife got a divorce he was talking about how he was dating some 19 year old chick and instead of boning her one night because he wanted to "take it slow" he gave her a forehead kiss and left. She never called him again.

The king of the beta was Aanima.
 
Soygen

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Forehead kisses reminded me of kimonos, which made me wonder, "Where the fuck has Eomer been?!"
 
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Forehead kisses, kimonos and The Package are all relevant FoH relationship memes you need to be familiar with to participate in this thread
 
Sutekh

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I've found that this forum influences my real life far too much. Every time I have a girl over I give her forehead kisses and laugh like a moron to myself. I always get strange looks.
 
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I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele.

Well that and the fact that we spent a great night together last night, had awesome sex, I stayed the night, parted on fantastic terms, and then I get hit with this out of the blue when I get off work tonight. Fuck, this girl was fucking amazing, I'm so crushed. Fuck.

I'll stop now, just wanted to vent I guess.
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She starting hunting a new guy immediately after the night you came over there late.
 
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I always wonder why women have the canned "You're perfect. Its not you it's me." break up speech and if they honestly think they're softening the blow or that we don't know they're lying out their asses
 
Sutekh

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Tenks_sl said:
I always wonder why women have the canned "You're perfect. Its not you it's me." break up speech and if they honestly think they're softening the blow or that we don't know they're lying out their asses
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You kidding? George Costanza INVENTED the "IT'S NOT YOU IT'S ME". We know why it's used.
 
Soygen

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Tenks_sl said:
I always wonder why women have the canned "You're perfect. Its not you it's me." break up speech and if they honestly think they're softening the blow or that we don't know they're lying out their asses
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Yeah, that's not just women. I've used that shit before. It's just an attempt at minimizing the hurt feelings when you're dumping someone that you don't hate.
 
Slaythe

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Onoes_sl said:
I think it was worse that I got a huge "This is probably a stupid mistake. You're one in a million, it's so hard to find a nice guy, and (string of compliments), it really has nothing to do with you, you're perfect, it's me." spiele.
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Sucks man. You have to not dwell on it though. I spent way too much time trying to rationalize crazy the last time this happened to me. Just do what you have to in order to move on.
 
Sutekh

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Sucks man. You have to not dwell on it though. I spent way too much time trying to rationalize crazy the last time this happened to me. Just do what you have to in order to move on.
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Yup. Sometimes people just find something different that they like more. WORDS ARE WIND. Shit don't mean nothing, don't even try to put meaning to it.
 
Sutekh

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I thought Aamina left the forums because of kegkilla shitting up the reviews on his book on amazon and some RL threats or some shit?
 
Soygen

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The comparison to Aamina has been made before, with regards to Tanoomba. I skipped both of their posts, so it could be true.
 
Deathwing

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I thought Aamina left the forums because of kegkilla shitting up the reviews on his book on amazon and some RL threats or some shit?
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He did. I know he tried to come back once. Just swear I thought Tanoomba = Aamina. I know Aamina is a teacher and I swear Tanoomba said he is one too. And they're both spineless when it comes to women.
 
Sutekh

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He did. I know he tried to come back once. Just swear I thought Tanoomba = Aamina. I know Aamina is a teacher and I swear Tanoomba said he is one too. And they're both spineless when it comes to women.
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Is he a teacher? Last time I heard he was a "stay at home dad" and a "writer" that's why his wife would go into the office and suck all the dicks.

The spineless part makes sense though.
 
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