Gavinmad
Mr. Poopybutthole
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Buy Chris Pratt's motorcycle after Jurassic World is done and get an animatronic raptor to run around with you.
Marriage and the Power of Divorce
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Guest, it's time once again for the massively important and exciting FoH Asshat Tournament!
Go here and give us your nominations!Who's been the biggest Asshat in the last year? Give us your worst ones!
Onoes
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Ohh look at those cute little baby horns. They're much better now...Sorry, Bro-noes, but someone had to.
Also, yeah, I know what you are all saying, and you are probably all right... but I like em.
P.s. I sold the Jurassic Park truck last month.
Frenzied Wombat
Potato del Grande
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Noodleface
A Mod Real Quick
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Alex
Still a Music Elitist
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I have a friend who spotted a Jurassic Park truck in Ventura just yesterday. Could it be the same one?P.s. I sold the Jurassic Park truck last month.
Noodleface
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Haast
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Sutekh
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When I'm with a bitch that I do not care about I couldn't give two fucks if she doesn't respond for a couple hours or even a couple days.
When I'm with a girl that I actually really like, I start acting like a highschool girl when she doesn't respond for 25 minutes.
Thankfully I have the presence of mind to not let that convey to our conversation but man it tears me up.
It's not even wanting to get laid, I could do that every night of the week with a new chick if I wanted to, I actually like this chick.
When I'm with a girl that I actually really like, I start acting like a highschool girl when she doesn't respond for 25 minutes.
Thankfully I have the presence of mind to not let that convey to our conversation but man it tears me up.
It's not even wanting to get laid, I could do that every night of the week with a new chick if I wanted to, I actually like this chick.
Onoes
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Nope, the truck is still here in Kingman AZ... Well, I sold it to a friend in a band.. she may have had a gig in CA, they sometimes do.
And while I have been drinking more than any point in my life currently, it's still no more than one or two nights a week, and rarely to excess. I'm totally under control!
And while I know and even understand the amount of shit I get from you guys because of my hair, I really think if we hung out you would understand. I was out last night for example, not a single person outside my group of friends talked to me, no one gives me a second glance. I guess I'm insecure or something, but that bothers me. If I do my hair and go out tonight, I meet something like 30 new people. Anyone I talk to, even if its just to place a dinner order or whatever, wants to hang out and talk, suddenly I become super interesting and I like the way that makes me feel. I don't feel like the hair makes me a cool guy, I feel like I AM a fun guy to hang out with, and the hair makes people give me a shot I guess. It's funny too, because all of my friends think it's laughable too, but they have all said at one point or another something to the effect of "while I still think it's dumb, I can't argue that it works. Everywhere we go, you become the focal point in the room." and I kind of love it.
I went to a renaissance reenactment thing mid November, and before we arrived, one of the guys with us was kind of giving me shit for my hair. Guess who had, probably hundreds of people over the course of the 3 days come to our camp and want to hang out and drink with us because they saw "the devil guy" or the "the horny dude" and they thought we would be fun, or that they just wanted to come say something. And 99% of the time it's positive, so, yeah.
Anyway, I'll leave it for the Wacky hair thread Here's me being all renaissancy!
And while I have been drinking more than any point in my life currently, it's still no more than one or two nights a week, and rarely to excess. I'm totally under control!
And while I know and even understand the amount of shit I get from you guys because of my hair, I really think if we hung out you would understand. I was out last night for example, not a single person outside my group of friends talked to me, no one gives me a second glance. I guess I'm insecure or something, but that bothers me. If I do my hair and go out tonight, I meet something like 30 new people. Anyone I talk to, even if its just to place a dinner order or whatever, wants to hang out and talk, suddenly I become super interesting and I like the way that makes me feel. I don't feel like the hair makes me a cool guy, I feel like I AM a fun guy to hang out with, and the hair makes people give me a shot I guess. It's funny too, because all of my friends think it's laughable too, but they have all said at one point or another something to the effect of "while I still think it's dumb, I can't argue that it works. Everywhere we go, you become the focal point in the room." and I kind of love it.
I went to a renaissance reenactment thing mid November, and before we arrived, one of the guys with us was kind of giving me shit for my hair. Guess who had, probably hundreds of people over the course of the 3 days come to our camp and want to hang out and drink with us because they saw "the devil guy" or the "the horny dude" and they thought we would be fun, or that they just wanted to come say something. And 99% of the time it's positive, so, yeah.
Anyway, I'll leave it for the Wacky hair thread
Here's me being all renaissancy!
Sutekh
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Well yeah that's kind of what everyone's been saying. It's not so much that you look goofy with the hair or anything, to each their own you know.Nope, the truck is still here in Kingman AZ... Well, I sold it to a friend in a band.. she may have had a gig in CA, they sometimes do.
And while I have been drinking more than any point in my life currently, it's still no more than one or two nights a week, and rarely to excess. I'm totally under control!
And while I know and even understand the amount of shit I get from you guys because of my hair, I really think if we hung out you would understand. I was out last night for example, not a single person outside my group of friends talked to me, no one gives me a second glance. I guess I'm insecure or something, but that bothers me. If I do my hair and go out tonight, I meet something like 30 new people. Anyone I talk to, even if its just to place a dinner order or whatever, wants to hang out and talk, suddenly I become super interesting and I like the way that makes me feel. I don't feel like the hair makes me a cool guy, I feel like I AM a fun guy to hang out with, and the hair makes people give me a shot I guess. It's funny too, because all of my friends think it's laughable too, but they have all said at one point or another something to the effect of "while I still think it's dumb, I can't argue that it works. Everywhere we go, you become the focal point in the room." and I kind of love it.
I went to a renaissance reenactment thing mid November, and before we arrived, one of the guys with us was kind of giving me shit for my hair. Guess who had, probably hundreds of people over the course of the 3 days come to our camp and want to hang out and drink with us because they saw "the devil guy" or the "the horny dude" and they thought we would be fun, or that they just wanted to come say something. And 99% of the time it's positive, so, yeah.
Anyway, I'll leave it for the Wacky hair thread
It's that you're looking for a stable, sane, good girl.
Even in that paragraph you talk about how it draws people to you because they want to party. It's the same mentality with women.
Either way I don't think you should change how you look if you don't want to, just don't let the hair be something that gives you confidence to do shit you wouldn't normally do without the hair. You're not your fucking khakis.