Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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opiate82

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Tuco_sl said:
Yeah we talked about it a while ago and decided we'd schedule a doctor in March if no forward movement happened.
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I think you are on the right track. Especially if she was on some sort of BC prior, one year minimum before you start worrying. Even when everything is working perfect and you do the dirty on the exact day(s) you need to and everything you only have about a 20% chance of conceiving in any given month.

My wife and I are on year 3 of unexplained infertility with only one miscarriage to show for it. We have gone from clomid, to monitored cycles, to IUI (or as I call it, turkey baster) to now our first try at IVF. Challenging processes both financially as well as emotionally, that is for sure.
 
Nester

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opiate82_sl said:
I think you are on the right track. Especially if she was on some sort of BC prior, one year minimum before you start worrying. Even when everything is working perfect and you do the dirty on the exact day(s) you need to and everything you only have about a 20% chance of conceiving in any given month.

My wife and I are on year 3 of unexplained infertility with only one miscarriage to show for it. We have gone from clomid, to monitored cycles, to IUI (or as I call it, turkey baster) to now our first try at IVF. Challenging processes both financially as well as emotionally, that is for sure.
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Best wishes for you and yours, we have done 4 IFV and its draining physically, mentally and financially.
 
TrollfaceDeux

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Frenzied Wombat_sl said:
As for the stay at home mom, it's a bullshit "career" in this day and age. A stay at home mom was a REAL job back in the '50's when there was no meal in a box or Whole Foods take out counter, mom cooked shit by hand. There was no dishwasher, mom scrubbed the pots by hand. There was no washing machine, mom washed them by hand. Mom didn't take shit to the tailor, she sewed it herself.. Yet today's bored housewife (aka the StRay at home mom) complains she's overwhelmed, despite the fact that she's spends a third of her day meeting her girlies for lunch and chatting up an ex-bf on Facebook.
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booooooooooooooooom. great thing about twentieth century is that there was a whole industry based on making women's lives easier at home.
 
Khane

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He meant to say marry a foreign woman if you're from the US. Marrying an American woman as someone who isn't from America is just plain retarded.
 
Joeboo

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Just get your ex put on the NSA terrorist watch list. She ain't taking that kid anywhere.
 
Neki

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Nester, ever thought about adoption if it doesn't work out? Surely it would be a better option than breaking up
 
Neki

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I have such a hard on for Koreans. There seems to be not too many of them in the UK though
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Nester

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Neki_sl said:
Nester, ever thought about adoption if it doesn't work out? Surely it would be a better option than breaking up
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We have talked about it and are getting a lot closer to talking about it in specific detail, I am resistant to the idea and want(ed) to explore my other options first. I am resistant as I like the idea of passing down my genes and continuing my bloodline. The longer this goes on the less and less those silly things matter to me.
 
Adebisi

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Do any of you long relationship/married bros send filthy text messages to your other? I send Mrs Adebisi filthy texts quit often. I do it part for the lol and part for the serious.

I don't give a shit if anyone else picked up her phone and read them either. They're awesome.
 
Neki

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Adebisi_sl said:
Do any of you long relationship/married bros send filthy text messages to your other? I send Mrs Adebisi filthy texts quit often. I do it part for the lol and part for the serious.

I don't give a shit if anyone else picked up her phone and read them either. They're awesome.
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Gonna need some pics/samples
 
Jysin

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chaos_sl said:
That's you're problem right there. You need to go third world, get a woman who appreciates shit. First world - first world is just the same as marrying an American.
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Last serious GF was asian. And a god damn psychopath. I am perfectly happy to take my chances with a 1st world girl again! haha
 
Xarpolis

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Well, some Asians are 1st world (like Japan), but they are still EXTREMELY appreciative of virtually everything that you do.

I've found that this fades once they've lived in America for a while. The cunts of this country can corrupt even the best woman.
PS - My wife is real Japanese. She's lived in the states for all of 8 years now.
 
Noodleface

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Adebisi_sl said:
Do any of you long relationship/married bros send filthy text messages to your other? I send Mrs Adebisi filthy texts quit often. I do it part for the lol and part for the serious.

I don't give a shit if anyone else picked up her phone and read them either. They're awesome.
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I like to live dangerously and send them when I know she's around a lot of other people that would possibly pick up her phone. I couldn't care less if people saw me write "I want to give you a cum bath tonight"
 
Gravel

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Adebisi_sl said:
Do any of you long relationship/married bros send filthy text messages to your other? I send Mrs Adebisi filthy texts quit often. I do it part for the lol and part for the serious.

I don't give a shit if anyone else picked up her phone and read them either. They're awesome.
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My wife and I did that for a few months a couple years ago. Led to some awesome sex. Should probably start doing it again.
 
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