Marriage and the Power of Divorce

The crazy usually skips a generation.

Hope for a son.

Jx3_sl said:

Maybe your grandmas chemo unlocked mutant powers. Could be psychic powers awakening, or a moth.

Probably psychic powers though.

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Agreed, Grandma is Charles Xavier. Erm... Charlene Xavier.

Khane_sl said:

Anticipation is great for the sex drive. And it makes you devour each other with even more passion than normal once you get your hands on each other.

Are you seriously asking that question? It's one of the simplest and most effective ways to keep sex interesting and desirable with your partner.

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That is what the pictures are for. I can do one liners by text and phone sex is just fine, but back and forth sexting is just weird for me.

Tuco_sl said:

when you're stacked like lindz pictures are better than texts.

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And if her husband stops appreciating them she can always send them to me.

I have an inbox, yo. Just lookin' to help out.

I concur. If you're going to advertise "actual D's" in your sig it's only fair that you demo them.

Tarrant_sl said:

She already has in the past. If you missed them then sucks to be you.

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I really need to post more in the screenshots section it seems.

This thread is getting a tad creepy bros. Why ask for tit pics when infinite tit pics are available at no cost just a click or two away?

Onoes_sl said:

Wow, I sort of suspected no one would remember me! Great.

Here's the full story I suppose! Be warned, I'm not a macho guy at all. I'm a big romantic pussy, who needs to man up.

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I know this is a little late but I'm curious: how did you sex life fade away? Your post made it seem like maybe you gained weight. Was that most of it or was there more? I ask because losing that sexual attraction is probably my biggest fear of a long term relationship so I like to hear other people's experiences.

Trollface_sl said:

infinite tit pics are not infinite if there is no infinite demand and supply of tits.

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We both know the demand for tit pics will never have an end. All of your little girls will feed the next cycle of demand (sorry bros)

DickTrickle_sl said:

I know this is a little late but I'm curious: how did you sex life fade away? Your post made it seem like maybe you gained weight. Was that most of it or was there more? I ask because losing that sexual attraction is probably my biggest fear of a long term relationship so I like to hear other people's experiences.

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I'm not sure. Honestly, the first few years of the relationship I was annoyed at how much she wanted to screw. Multiple times a day, every day, for years. It's not as fun as it sounds. It gradually slowed down, but we were still regular, a few times a week, up to the birth of my first son. When she got pregnant with the second, she was so sick and miserable the whole time we just totally stopped. After he was born.. it just never started back up. I made a thousand efforts, and I don't think I'm far off saying there were hundreds of times I was confident it was happening, only to get to bed and have her say "is it alright if we just cuddle tonight?". Eventually I mostly stopped going to bed with her, I would go tuck her in, lay with her for 10 minutes or so, give her a kiss, and go sit on the computer. And for the most part, thats what our relationship has been the last year or so.

So yeah, it wasn't really an overnight thing, it just kind of happened.

On another note, I'm filing the divorce paperwork tomorrow. We got married on a Friday the 13th, so it's kind of fitting. We are still very co-operative, and fine with each other. We went to my sons daycare concert last night together, then went to dinner, and went to bed together. I got home today and she proposed something very risky for herself. The child support is supposed to be $247 according to the courts calculator, and so the plan was that I would just pay $250 until my first son was 18, and $125 for the second. Well, she was looking at health insurance, and a couple of things today, and everything wants her income + child support income, and unfortunately, with the $3k increase, she is actually pushed into a higher bracket, where things cost more/are unavailable. For example, she was looking at some really nice apartments, but it turns out that they have a max income clause, due to benefits they receive for housing people with lower incomes. With child support she makes too much, without it, she's in. So, her question was, could we file with no child support requested, and in exchange, I pay $250 worth of kids expenses per month. So yeah. To some degree it's gaming the system I'm sure, but on the other hand, it's super risky for her, because as far as the courts were concerned, I would owe nothing, and there would be nothing but my word to her causing me to pay. Also, it's way nicer than any place she has looked at, and right in the center of town.

So yeah, I know everyones' worried about her screwing me, but seriously, we are still just functioning like really good friends. Knock on wood, but I'm really optimistic.