Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Big Phoenix

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I like to live dangerously and send them when I know she's around a lot of other people that would possibly pick up her phone. I couldn't care less if people saw me write "I want to give you a cum bath tonight"
If you wanna be truly dangerous, make sure she has an iphone and send dick pix.
 

lindz

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Not so much texts but I do send pics at times with a naughty message. Full on sexting still feels awkward to me for some reason.
 

Khane

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Anticipation is great for the sex drive. And it makes you devour each other with even more passion than normal once you get your hands on each other.

Are you seriously asking that question? It's one of the simplest and most effective ways to keep sex interesting and desirable with your partner.
 

Noodleface

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Bros as promised here is the angel video. First of all, please excuse the white people dancing. I was extremely hammered at this point in the night.. so there's that. The "event" happens around the 30 second mark. You'll notice my ailing grandmother on the far right center sitting at the table (she was on chemo so looks as if she's wearing a turban). Around the 30 second mark you'll see something leave her body or the table or whatever and fly towards the camera. I apologize for the shitty quality, but I did not record this. If anyone can easily debunk this, please do so as my family is a bunch of retards.

 

BoldW

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It's coming from the table, not your granny. Also, it seems to coincide with the flash right after it...Like when a flash warms up or something and it caught the camera lens for that effect.
 

Noodleface

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It's coming from the table, not your granny. Also, it seems to coincide with the flash right after it...Like when a flash warms up or something and it caught the camera lens for that effect.
figured it was from the flash as well, but my family is crazy
 

OneofOne

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something flew. could be a bug or some shit near the camera.
This. Just a random piece of trash floating bye - tiny paper or thread debris, likely. I can't believe anyone is making a big deal out of it. I'm sorry you have to deal with crazy, man.
 

Jx3

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Maybe your grandmas chemo unlocked mutant powers. Could be psychic powers awakening, or a moth.

Probably psychic powers though.
 

Xarpolis

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I agree with Jx3. I've watched your video some 40-50 times and the only logical conclusion is there's a new Jean Gray among us.

Dark Phoenix Saga incoming.
 

bixxby

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Does your grandmother have the Shining and/or Shinning?

Followup question, do you think angels look like cartoon ghosts from the 1970s?
 

The Ancient_sl

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Bros as promised here is the angel video. First of all, please excuse the white people dancing. I was extremely hammered at this point in the night.. so there's that. The "event" happens around the 30 second mark. You'll notice my ailing grandmother on the far right center sitting at the table (she was on chemo so looks as if she's wearing a turban). Around the 30 second mark you'll see something leave her body or the table or whatever and fly towards the camera. I apologize for the shitty quality, but I did not record this. If anyone can easily debunk this, please do so as my family is a bunch of retards.

That's a fucking ghost dude. You need to watch yourself you are straight up haunted.
 

Noodleface

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The real problem here is we've had some very tragic deaths in the family (Uncle committed suicide for one), so since they're all already retarded they link it to people like that. When I watched the video I couldn't stop laughing.

I've posted about my mother in another thread, but she's certifiably crazy and believes this shit. My brother said one night he was home and she watched the video continuously for over TWO HOURS and was crying. Every time the "thing" appeared she would clap and smile. She is fucking nuts.
 

iannis

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GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST


How you could look at that and... I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't looking for it. So underwhelming.

I am treuly sorry for your lots
 

Noodleface

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GHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST


How you could look at that and... I wouldn't have even noticed if I wasn't looking for it. So underwhelming.

I am treuly sorry for your lots
The guy that recorded it (step brother, what a fag) married some woman in Las Vegas and immediately got her pregnant. After popping out the kid she killed herself and that was it.. so some believe it was her too.

ANGELS ARE AMONG US
 

Noodleface

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As an aside. I always wondered if I would inherit the crazy. Literally my mother's side is entirely crazy - every single person is a drug addict, or suffers depression/schizo, or is just generally fuckin nuts. My dad's side is fairly normal. I guess I lucked out... for now..