Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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DickTrickle

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Because giving out random information about them can lead to people making judgments based off stuff they don't know.
But you've already given out some information and people are already making judgments based off stuff they don't know, hence why they wish to know more stuff.
 

Slaythe

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At this point I'm past what is going on with Sut and hoping Wombat's girl does something crazy enough in this two week ending period that he decides to say fuck it and post pics.
 

Soygen

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Really that's weird, never knew about that. Wasn't really any problem, especially since we're such good friends. Because giving out random information about them can lead to people making judgments based off stuff they don't know.
I've already judged the hell out of them!
 

Khane

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This discussion is starting to take me out of mein kampfort zone.
 

Sutekh

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But you've already given out some information and people are already making judgments based off stuff they don't know, hence why they wish to know more stuff.
Only what's necessary for me to tell my story. Why is everyone so infatuated with my ex? I get it, she's beautiful, fun to be around, plays video games, and has an awesome body, but she's got a husband shit.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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You know what you must do.
As soon as she's out of the house mid-month and I've changed the locks I will post a few, if only to provide some justification as to why I didn't break things off earlier.

TheBeagle_sl said:
Wombat's girlfriend sounds like a pretty standard Dallas bimbo. I've been through my share of those types as well. The only thing missing from the story are what type of prescriptions she's taking
She is definitely "Dallas bimbo" in the sense that she has a high level of entitlement, low functionality level (daddy and boyfriends did everything), is obsessed with her looks, and has zero domestic skills. But she's also non-religious, isn't super sensitive (when sober), and actually keeps up with news/current events-- all things typically non Dallas bimbo.

For those insinuating I may have been an asshole, that may certainly be the case, but I certainly don't identify as such. Her complaints were the typical female fare-- not romantic enough and not taking her out enough anymore were two big complaints. The biggest was the lack of sex, because after each rage session she'd have, I wouldn't want to touch her for weeks. So the problem became self-reinforcing after awhile. She'd rage, spew nasty personal level shit that would make me feel like a half man, not only because what she said, but because I felt like a pussy due to the fact that a right hook wasn't an option to shut her up. So, I wouldn't want to fuck her for a week or two, which drove her crazier/meaner because she kept thinking I was cheating, even though I would tell her "no, I just don't feel like fucking someone that insults me". Every time we'd get back to a state of normalcy, she'd eventually get drunk again and start the cycle anew..
 

ZyyzYzzy

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Why did you separate? I'm getting the feeling it's more of you stalking her everday instead of conversing and you hiding out in bushes peering through her window in Switzerland.
 

Khane

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Why did you separate? I'm getting the feeling it's more of you stalking her everday instead of conversing and you hiding out in bushes peering through her window in Switzerland.
He let her take his rogue weapons as a hunter. That was the beginning of the end. She said he was too beta, and not in a good way.
 

Sutekh

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Why did you separate? I'm getting the feeling it's more of you stalking her everday instead of conversing and you hiding out in bushes peering through her window in Switzerland.
You think I have a fucking hubble telescope sitting at my window to spy on this chick? She lives fucking 3979.024994 miles away.

He let her take his rogue weapons as a hunter. That was the beginning of the end. She said he was too beta, and not in a good way.
Hah you think that's bad? I eventually started playing a priest so I could heal bot her warrior in BGs. Taking beta to the next level.
 

Khane

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You think I have a fucking hubble telescope sitting at my window to spy on this chick? She lives fucking 3979.024994 miles away.
Distance can't bind the roots of love man. I think you should just tell her how you feel. It's time.
 

ZyyzYzzy

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The hidibg in bushes is a reference to wgat you will be doing on your trip if you actually do go.

Common law married by 18? Let go and go experience life.
 

Sutekh

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The hidibg in bushes is a reference to wgat you will be doing on your trip if you actually do go.

Common law married by 18? Let go and go experience life.
Why do you think I want to travel to Switzerland?! Trying to experience life bro.
 

Nester

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I don't know about PA but a lot of places require you to stop living together for a "normal divorce" so that's probably what confused him.
This,

In my province you would have been considered re-married in the final year of living together, which is why I asked about the legality.
 

a_skeleton_03

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What Sutekh hasn't told you guys is that he posted about this trip on Facebook a month ago and was laughed at until he took the post down from his friends that know that is where his ex lives.

I am guessing this is why Pittsburgh girl didn't work out because she realized your "snowboard trip" was just desperation leaking out.
 

Khane

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Alright well... let's try not to leak this into the truly personal territory of Facebook land.
 

Tenks

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Yeah some of the people around here are just way too far up the ass of some of the other people
 

Phazael

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Why is everyone so infatuated with my ex? I get it, she's beautiful, fun to be around, plays video games, and has an awesome body, but she's got a husband shit.
You do realize what this sounds like, right? I have been completely serious the entire time I have been discussing this topic. You are still hung up on this woman and I know this because I was you (although fatter) 15 or so years ago and this is the closest I can get to building a time machine and stopping myself from doing something foolish.

a_skeleton_03's post might have been a bit mean, but his heart is in the right place and you need to wake up and really objectively look at this situation.