You know what you must do.
As soon as she's out of the house mid-month and I've changed the locks I will post a few, if only to provide some justification as to why I didn't break things off earlier.
TheBeagle_sl said:
Wombat's girlfriend sounds like a pretty standard Dallas bimbo. I've been through my share of those types as well. The only thing missing from the story are what type of prescriptions she's taking
She is definitely "Dallas bimbo" in the sense that she has a high level of entitlement, low functionality level (daddy and boyfriends did everything), is obsessed with her looks, and has zero domestic skills. But she's also non-religious, isn't super sensitive (when sober), and actually keeps up with news/current events-- all things typically non Dallas bimbo.
For those insinuating I may have been an asshole, that may certainly be the case, but I certainly don't identify as such. Her complaints were the typical female fare-- not romantic enough and not taking her out enough anymore were two big complaints. The biggest was the lack of sex, because after each rage session she'd have, I wouldn't want to touch her for weeks. So the problem became self-reinforcing after awhile. She'd rage, spew nasty personal level shit that would make me feel like a half man, not only because what she said, but because I felt like a pussy due to the fact that a right hook wasn't an option to shut her up. So, I wouldn't want to fuck her for a week or two, which drove her crazier/meaner because she kept thinking I was cheating, even though I would tell her "no, I just don't feel like fucking someone that insults me". Every time we'd get back to a state of normalcy, she'd eventually get drunk again and start the cycle anew..