Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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lurkingdirk

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With five kids you must be one busy communicator
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Well, we talk a lot, and we fuck a lot. Seems to be working.
 

Blazin

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Was able to establish a more passive way for my wife to let me know, if she closes our door she wants sex. Doesn't have to say or do anything else. If she is already in the room she'll tell me "Close the door" instead of "I want to have sex". There is some sort of mental block there that makes her and clearly other women uncomfortable with saying it.

Oh and update, tried to talk to my wife about spicing things up and apparently at the diner having breakfast was not the right time to be discussing it or so I was told. I'll try again during parent teacher conferences.
 

Soygen

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They don't have to say anything. I find her grabbing my cocks works also.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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Oh and update, tried to talk to my wife about spicing things up and apparently at the diner having breakfast was not the right time to be discussing it or so I was told. I'll try again during parent teacher conferences.
Lol, you should have stuffed a breakfast sausage in her mouth when she told you breakfast wasn't the right time to talk about it. I agree doubling down with the parent/teacher conference is the way to go. Bring it up as you're looking at all the children's artwork lined up in the hallway.
 

Deathwing

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What if she needs you to close the door for another reason? "The vagina is open" leaves no room for ambiguity or misuse.
 

Crone

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Was able to establish a more passive way for my wife to let me know, if she closes our door she wants sex. Doesn't have to say or do anything else. If she is already in the room she'll tell me "Close the door" instead of "I want to have sex". There is some sort of mental block there that makes her and clearly other women uncomfortable with saying it.

Oh and update, tried to talk to my wife about spicing things up and apparently at the diner having breakfast was not the right time to be discussing it or so I was told. I'll try again during parent teacher conferences.
That might be a great idea for my wife. She's seriously so shy. She tells me that she'll try anything at least once to see if she/me/we like it, but she won't ever initiate anything. She'll try it, if I start it.

It can be frustrating at times, because sometimes I would like her to show some way that she wants to have sexy time. Meh. Whatevers, married man problems! At least we still getting some?
 

iannis

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Oh and update, tried to talk to my wife about spicing things up and apparently at the diner having breakfast was not the right time to be discussing it or so I was told. I'll try again during parent teacher conferences.
I like the way you think, sir.

I doubt she will. But who gives a shit.
 

iannis

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You gonna get tenderly loved.

How do you read that crap, Dumar? I'm sure the substance of it is actually not all that offensive, but the pseduo-jargon and immediate sense of clinical disinterest was more than offputting. There's a word for it even. It's unctuous.

I'm not saying that world does not exist, I'm aware that it does. I deeply question why anyone would actively choose to live in it. Yall really think that you're awake and everyone else is asleep?

Redpill indeed.
 

Dumar_sl

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You gonna get tenderly loved.

How do you read that crap, Dumar?
I want to understand how reality works, especially interpersonal relationships. It can be depressing, sure, but there's a famous quote that I'm always reminded of when someone asks that question:

Ralph Waldo Emerson_sl said:
Every mind must make its choice between truth and repose. It cannot have both.