Khane
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Haha, you make it sound like making out is a child's endeavor. You don't make out with your wife anymore?
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Tarrant
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Are we talking about making out and that's it or making out for a long time and then it leading to sex? Wife and I do the second, not so much the first. I would find it odd if we stopped all together.
Khane
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Well, the second. And that's what happened in Onoes case. The first still happens for me, but usually only on dates early on in the relationship (and god is it miserable getting worked up like that and then getting stopped). Obviously different when you've been with someone for a while.
Noodleface
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Yes I make out with my wife. I mean it sounds 13-yearoldish to just swap spit with a stranger and then peace out. Maybe I'm too accustomed to raw dogging it after making out
Khane
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They did raw dog it afterwards, there was no peacing out. Also, you guys who've been in relationships for a while probably forget what it's like to go on first, second.... third dates. Sometimes you start getting all hot and heavy and she puts on the breaks.
Haast
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He only specified that it led to sex with the big girl. With the other two, he said he made out with one and "spent the evening" with the other. So Noodle's question is valid.
ZyyzYzzy
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The 2 other ladies probably realized his horns weren't a removable part of his LARPing costume and didn't want to have sex.
Making out without sex seems weird now that I am married.
I can understand where Onoes is coming from a bit. It wasn't uncommon for me to make out with a girl on our first date but not have it lead to sex even when I was in my mid 20's.
Noodleface
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By his description and the fact that he said she could only do missionary I'm wondering if it's just obese or morbidly obese at this point
Famm
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If she was morbidly obese wouldn't that make missionarymoredifficult? I would think you have to take those chicks from behind. I don't know though.
Frenzied Wombat
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Having banged a Big Fatty once in my life (don't ask) I can tell you that the only position that just doesn't "work" is cowgirl. Huge ass-cheeks act as a buffer zone preventing you from getting your dick more than half in.
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Khane
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Well what do you consider obese? Because I've been with a couple fat girls here and there who were dynamite in bed. I think the biggest probably weighed 160 at 5'6", which is obese by standard definitions and some of you guys act like any woman over 130 is disgusting. I think women can be overweight and still be sexy.