Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Tarrant

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Khane_sl said:
Well what do you consider obese? Because I've been with a couple fat girls here and there who were dynamite in bed. I think the biggest probably weighed 160 at 5'6", which is obese by standard definitions and some of you guys act like any woman over 130 is disgusting. I think women can be overweight and still be sexy.
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I'm of the same thought really and have also got the impression that many here think that anything over 140 is a hambeast.
 
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Frenzied Wombat

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Itlan_sl said:
Why. Why would you ever bang an obese girl. I don't understand... you can't bang her "amazing personality."
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Because she was honestly perfect in every way except her weight. Grew up in the same city as me, very successful, super cool, beautiful face, rational/calm, etc. I tried to convince myself to be less superficial and gave it a shot, but once her clothes came off she looked like a melting candle because she actually had already lost a huge amount of weight. I just couldn't deal with it no matter how compatible/cool she was.. She was 5'2" and about 170lbs.
 
iannis

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I GOT A REAL QUESTION OVER HERE AND YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT FAT CHICKS.

I WANNA KNOW IF THIS 70 POUND WOMAN WILL KILL ME IN MY SLEEP.
 
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No personal experience, but from friends who have dated and married them, apparently its a manageable control freak kind of crazy that still includes the freak in the sack part of crazy. So I guess if you can handle not being the master of your own house and keeping schedules with a huge regiment of family bullshit, its workable. Or so I have been told. Neither of the two guys married to Filipino women have divorced their wives, but that might just mean they are afraid of getting murdered in their sleep if they entertain such thoughts. The other thing I heard, for the more shallow guys, is that the aging from super hot to crazy Asian landlady old is much more gradual than the abrupt change most Asian women seem to go through.
 
ZyyzYzzy

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One thing about Filipinos, they are always late. Me and my wife tell her parents and other family members different times for events than orhers. If a party is at 2, we tell all the Filipinos it starts at noon so they show up at 3.
 
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ZyyzYzzy_sl said:
One thing about Filipinos, they are always late. Me and my wife tell her parents and other family members different times for events than orhers. If a party is at 2, we tell all the Filipinos it starts at noon so they show up at 3.
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This applies to all asians except japanese in my experience.
 
Hoss

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Itlan_sl said:
Why. Why would you ever bang an obese girl. I don't understand... you can't bang her "amazing personality."
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The fattest girl I ever dated was amazing with the blowjobs, real easy to get off, and was basically up for anything I wanted to do. I probably could have shit on her if I'd wanted to. I fucked her in the ass one time and when it started to stink I had her lick my dick clean. She also let me make videos. I have no clue why I did it, cause I sure as hell didn't wanna watch myself fuck a whale. Basically, I was really really hard up at that time in my life.
 
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Hoss_sl said:
The fattest girl I ever dated was amazing with the blowjobs, real easy to get off, and was basically up for anything I wanted to do. I probably could have shit on her if I'd wanted to. I fucked her in the ass one time and when it started to stink I had her lick my dick clean. She also let me make videos. I have no clue why I did it, cause I sure as hell didn't wanna watch myself fuck a whale. Basically, I was really really hard up at that time in my life.
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Hoss_sl said:
The fattest girl I ever dated was amazing with the blowjobs, real easy to get off, and was basically up for anything I wanted to do. I probably could have shit on her if I'd wanted to. I fucked her in the ass one time and when it started to stink I had her lick my dick clean. She also let me make videos. I have no clue why I did it, cause I sure as hell didn't wanna watch myself fuck a whale. Basically, I was really really hard up at that time in my life.
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Hoss_sl said:
The fattest girl I ever dated was amazing with the blowjobs, real easy to get off, and was basically up for anything I wanted to do. I probably could have shit on her if I'd wanted to. I fucked her in the ass one time and when it started to stink I had her lick my dick clean. She also let me make videos. I have no clue why I did it, cause I sure as hell didn't wanna watch myself fuck a whale. Basically, I was really really hard up at that time in my life.
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I agree with the above sentiments.

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I think anything over 180 is a true hambeast. Under that is a zone that I like to call "country fluffy". They have some nice and soft padding and plenty of curves. Usually their face is super cute also like a country girl. My wife and some of her friends started using the term after I used it around them. I really like that zone myself. My wife is 5' 4" and 130 and thinks she is a whale but I think she barely even qualifies for the "country fluffy"!!
 
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