Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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chaos

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Stick it in her butt, faggot.

And take more kitchen shit than that. Realize that your kids will becoming to stay with you at some point/.
 
Onoes

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I'm just going to be excited that I now have a future path that might involve blowjobs at some point!
 
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Onoes_sl said:
It turns out while I was out buying paint, her family (mostly her mom) was busy making her feel like shit. The entire time I was gone they were telling her how much I still love her, what a great husband and father I am, and how we don't know what we have until its gone, hindsight is 20/20, etc. Basically just telling her how this is all her fault, she is making a huge mistake, and how they are sure I really want to make it work and this is 100% her doing.
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Haha, man, that would be the complete opposite in my case.

I think I've finally let my overwhelming contempt for them be known and they realize that I wouldn't piss on their bodies if they were on fire.

On an unrelated note, good on you, OP! Glad things seem to be working out well for the most part.
 
Nester

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Onoes_sl said:
I'm just going to be excited that I now have a future path that might involve blowjobs at some point!
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No shit you want out if she is not taking care of business.

I think you are doing great all things considered, stay strong.
 
Kirun

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Onoes_sl said:
Yeah, its true she has made some bad decisions this last year, but I feel like a lot of that was self sabotaging, trying to get out without having to be the one to admit she wanted out. I don't know, its super awkward right now, and I just want to put some space between us.
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This mindset is going to land you zero blowjobs and more horrible relationships. Quit letting women walk all over you. It was evidenced in the "I'm an idiot thread" and it's just as prevalent here. The woman essentiallycheatedon you, yet here you are, making excuses for the selfish bitch. If somebody is unhappy with a relationship, fine. You ultimately need to do what makes you happy. There are about a million "decent" ways to let your partner know how unhappy you are, without resorting to infidelity. However, "sabotaging" a relationship by being unfaithful, because you don't want to look like the bad guy, or don't care enough to communicate with your partner? It really doesn't get much more self-serving than that. She didn't have you, her kids, oranybodyelse in mind except for herself.
 
Ignatius

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Yea, I hate to say it dude, but it really sounds like you are making excuses for her. Did she actually say those things? Or are you inferring them?

Kudos on you for making it as easy as possible thuogh, especially for the kids.
 
Noodleface

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Right, I think it's great that you're making it easy with kids involved.. but you aint getting many blowjobs if you treat women like this. Take it from a dude who gets low to none amounts of blowjobs.
 
Nester

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Noodleface_sl said:
Right, I think it's great that you're making it easy with kids involved.. but you aint getting many blowjobs if you treat women like this. Take it from a dude who gets low to none amounts of blowjobs.
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Do you intend to take your own advice in the hopes of more bj's ?
 
iannis

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Cheese is the obvious choice.

People that choose blowjobs are either lactose intolerant or obviously foreveralones who have never had one and don't understand that, while very nice, blowjobs are also over rated. But for anyone who isn't a genetic defect or sexually ignorant, Cheese.

Cheese.

Cheese.
 
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