Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Noodlemod_sl said:
I don't care how many people tell me the pull out method is effective I am never gonna put my faith in it.
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Just like you shouldn't put faith in the pill because how easy it is to fuck up taking it. Gotta use a combination of methods!
 
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I dated a girl who worked at a hospital. She told me they have a name for couples who use the pullout and rhythm methods.

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PS, I have such bad rhythm, I couldn't even figure out how to spell the word. I'm a disgrace to my race.
 
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The main problem with the pull out method is that people don't do it. Same problem with condoms, the pill, etc.
 
Soygen

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Alcohol is how I usually even get the opportunity totrya method!
 
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Condoms are the worst. The absolute worst. I almost would rather not get laid than use a condom. Jerking off is more pleasurable.
 
Khane

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It's like that old addage against being a fatty. "Nothing tastes as good as raw dog feels"
 
Noodleface

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Well I was an idiot before too. When I first started dating my wife I did not expect things to get hot and heavy so fast and thus did not have condoms on me. She uttered the words "It's ok, just cum inside me" and I did it. Jesus Christ I was a moron.

I mean it worked out. But definitely thought with me dick.
 
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I don't need them anymore, but I never minded condoms as much as everyone else seems to. Not a big deal, doesn't take any time, still getting laid, feels good.
 
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It already takes an annoyingly long time for me to blow my load. Condoms make it basically impossible for me. I'm fortunate enough that my girlfriend has had an IUD the entire time I've been with her.
 
Noodleface

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I used to have that problem, was an anxiety thing. Now Im just average
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No anxiety issues here. I always appreciate the stamina in the early parts of relationships, when you're trying to impress. I've been with my current girlfriend 3 years, though. Shit is annoying. If I drink any alcohol, it's even worse.
 
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