Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Soygen

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Soy, get yourself a vibrating cock ring. It'll speed things up for everyone.
I was thinking of suggesting "two chicks at the same time, man".

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Hoss

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I don't need them anymore, but I never minded condoms as much as everyone else seems to. Not a big deal, doesn't take any time, still getting laid, feels good.
I like them because I generally like to go back down and eat her some more after the first time I pop (while Lenny reloads). But I aint going back down if there's jizz all up in her cooter. Something about it starts a chemical reaction that sours the pussy for a little while.

Soy, get yourself a vibrating cock ring. It'll speed things up for everyone.
Holy shit, are we the same person? Does yours have the second ring that goes around your balls?
 

iannis

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Try a different posish.

Sometimes it's like I'll never pop and just have to will myself to. And maybe that sounds like, "RAR! MAAAAANLY AS BALLLLS". But no, that shit is not a good thing for either of us. I've actually had to just stop before. And that does strange things to a woman's brain. Strange things that you want to avoid.

But dude, get her pretzled up in the right way and it's like 30 seconds.
 

Noodleface

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I have complete wiener control


Try a different posish.

Sometimes it's like I'll never pop and just have to will myself to. And maybe that sounds like, "RAR! MAAAAANLY AS BALLLLS". But no, that shit is not a good thing for either of us. I've actually had to just stop before. And that does strange things to a woman's brain. Strange things that you want to avoid.

But dude, get her pretzled up in the right way and it's like 30 seconds.
I agree with this. Missionary i have a feel hard time with, throw her in doggy style and give me 15 seconds and I'm good.
 

Jysin

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The pill made my wife pretty crazy and bitchy all the time (she both started and stopped the pill while we were dating)...
If she can't get trusted to take a pill on schedule get her fitted for an IUD
My last ex said the pill drove her batshit as well. She ended up going on Depo-Provera because it is a hell of a lot easier to manage and just as effective. (injection every 3 months)

Condoms are the worst. The absolute worst. I almost would rather not get laid than use a condom. Jerking off is more pleasurable.
Not only are they horrible for the feels, but they are also one of the least effective methods of BC! Something abysmal like 20% failure?

*Edit* Straight from the CDC:

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BrotherWu

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Put me down as preferring the dog in the home stretch. BJ->Missionary->Pound that ass. Once I get up in there from behind, it just takes the hnnnng to a whole new level for me.
 

Khane

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Pretty sure it's that way for every man on earth. Less obstruction, deeper penetration and better leverage.
 

Famm

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Not only are they horrible for the feels, but they are also one of the least effective methods of BC! Something abysmal like 20% failure?
I've seen before though that "when used properly" condoms are over 98% effective. Lots of guys just fail at them. They are strong as fuck, the breakage occurs almost exclusively from improper use. Like not leaving room in the tip or not rolling it down all the way or putting it on backwards or worst of all trying to use it without enough or the wrong kind of lubrication. Also "double bagging" is actually worse and makes the breakage chance higher, if some people are actually dense enough to do that shit.

Planned Parenthood - Condoms

Like all birth control methods, condoms are more effective when you use them correctly.

Each year, 2 out of 100 women whose partners use condoms will become pregnant if they always use condoms correctly.
Each year, 18 out of 100 women whose partners use condoms will become pregnant if they don't always use condoms correctly
Don't see their source for the stats, but seems to match up with the CDC's 18% number.