Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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When a mother in law has an early menopause and also her mother as well the wife brings it up as a discussion point on whether we were done having kids.

So many of her friends started at 40 and we have been done for 14 years so before I snipped we discussed what our options were if we change our mind. It was basically have a kid right then or we roll the dice and we decided to not breed any longer.

The only reason to know was if it was abnormally early.
 
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Tarrant_sl said:
Where did I say it only takes a single sperm? Also, stop Izo'ing up the thread. You've been good about it for a long time, lets not back slide.
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His point is valid though, even if there is some small amount of sperm in precum, which according to the majority of studies there isn't, but even if there was, it'd be a small amount. And the amount of fluid is much smaller as well. So its fair to make the hypothesis that the chances of getting pregnant by this would be very low to impossible.

As nobody has ever made an organized study of this, its a fair hypothesis, given the facts. Its just not something to worry about.
 
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Noodlemod_sl said:
I unfortunately know things about my mother-in-law too, things I won't repeat and don't want to think about
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I was at my in-laws house and using their toilet, and saw that they still have condoms in their cabinet. Mother in law went through menopause 8-9 years ago in her mid-50's according to my wife. Haha, wtf.
 
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My daughter 'caught' me buying condoms once (she's so fucking oblivious, I can usually sneak things into the basket without her noticing) and asked why we still needed them. She was around 17 so I started to explain to her about toys and anal, but stopped about 2 words into it and asked if she REALLY wanted to know. She thought for a minute and said, "No, I guess not"

Anyway, I never broke a condom (at least not during sex). So what's that mean? My dick is tiny? All my women were well lubed? or I just never noticed?
 
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I'm more interested in the situations where you broke condoms, but sex wasn't involved.
 
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I have done that lots of times. Water balloons were pretty much the only use I had for condoms in high school. BTW, if you have never filled a condom with water you should. They are amazing.
 
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Tarrant_sl said:
Where did I say it only takes a single sperm? Also, stop Izo'ing up the thread. You've been good about it for a long time, lets not back slide.
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Did I say you said it only takes a single sperm? No. I just wanted you to quantify 'a little'. Cad got it anyway. Have a Leffe.
 
opiate82

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I buy cheap expired condoms in bulk to use on sex toys all the time. In addition to the prevention of cross-contamination when switching between holes, it can make for easy clean-up as well.
 
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Couldn't you just.. uhh.. use the brown one for one hole and the pink one for the other?

Or am I overthinking this here?
 
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