Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Fifey

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The hard part with condoms is it makes you last forever so she eventually gets dry and then it rips, then you are just wanting to nut so you ditch the condom and get it raw.
 
Famm

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I can come just fine in one. Might take a little longer, maybe if drunk it'll take forever.
 
chaos

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I'd rather fuck Tarrant than use a condom. I can finish with one fine, I'm just looking for an excuse.
 
Famm

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IDK, maybe you guys are doing it wrong.

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Soygen

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Famm_sl said:
I've seen before though that "when used properly" condoms are over 98% effective. Lots of guys just fail at them. They are strong as fuck, the breakage occurs almost exclusively from improper use. Like not leaving room in the tip or not rolling it down all the way or putting it on backwards or worst of all trying to use it without enough or the wrong kind of lubrication. Also "double bagging" is actually worse and makes the breakage chance higher, if some people are actually dense enough to do that shit.

Planned Parenthood - Condoms



Don't see their source for the stats, but seems to match up with the CDC's 18% number.
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So...I should or shouldnotbeing rolling it all the way down and covering my balls with it?
 
Dandai

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Confucius said it best, "Condom sex is like when you burn your tongue can't taste shit... but you're still eating because you're hungry."

Or something.
 
Soygen

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I'm not saying I could never. I have used them many times. As bad as they are, having a kid I didn't plan on or catching some crotch rot is far worse.
 
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Tenks

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You've only seen it if you've clicked the spoiler and clicked play. At that point the blame lies on the viewer.
 
Julian The Apostate

Julian The Apostate

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One of my dads favorite jokes is to tell people about the warning label that's printed on all condoms. Then when they say they never saw the warning label or don't know what he's talking about he says that it's printed at the bottom of the condom and they must not ever roll them out far enough to see it.
 
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