Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Your dad's an idiot. It's an inspector's mark, not a warning label.
 
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Jysin_sl said:
My last ex said the pill drove her batshit as well. She ended up going on Depo-Provera because it is a hell of a lot easier to manage and just as effective. (injection every 3 months)



Not only are they horrible for the feels, but they are also one of the least effective methods of BC! Something abysmal like 20% failure?

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I think this must be incorporating misuse or intentional deceit into each method. Probably got their stats from surveys. If you actually wear condoms and stop and replace it when it breaks (don't act like you can't feel it) how the fuck do you get pregnant? Same for withdrawal. Assuming you don't actually squirt in her 22% of the time on accident, how the fuck? Makes no sense. The methods that you can't really mess up are the ones with the low % error rate.
 
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If you actually wear condoms and stop and replace it when it breaks (don't act like you can't feel it) how the fuck do you get pregnant? Same for withdrawal.
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I don't feel anything when drunk, but when sober, sure.

As for withdrawal, it doesn't work because you don't have to actually cum to impregnate a girl. Pre-cum can work, though it is much less likely, but still possible.
 
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Foggy_sl said:
As for withdrawal, it doesn't work because you don't have to actually cum to impregnate a girl. Pre-cum can work, though it is much less likely, but still possible.
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I think it would be astronomically unlikely, but since everyone will just argue withdrawal is stupid anyway it's not worth arguing about.

If I had to wear condoms with my wife I think I'd rather not have sex.
 
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Cad_sl said:
I think it would be astronomically unlikely, but since everyone will just argue withdrawal is stupid anyway it's not worth arguing about.

If I had to wear condoms with my wife I think I'd rather not have sex.
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You can absolutely leak semen before you orgasm. That's why the pullout method is so dumb.
 
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Gavinmad_sl said:
You can absolutely leak semen before you orgasm. That's why the pullout method is so dumb.
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As far as I know there was only one study that found this, and only 33% of men in the study (10 out of 27) had semen in their leakage. And even that study found that the amount was very low.

Other studies found no sperm.

Researchers find no sperm in pre-ejaculate fluid. - PubMed - NCBI

Short Communication: Does Preejaculatory Penile Secretion Originating from Cowper's Gland Contain Sperm?

Male contraception without prescription. A reevaluation of the condom and coitus interruptus.(see page 8, middle paragraph)
 
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It only takes a little bit, buddy.
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It only takes one spermatozoon to fertilize the oocyte when directly exposed. But which one? Any one? Is one alone enough for the whole trip? A few? How many is there in precum? Any time? Any where? If we only needed one alone we'd probably not ejaculate 250 millions. So how do you reckon it only takes a little?
 
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Cad_sl said:
I think this must be incorporating misuse or intentional deceit into each method. Probably got their stats from surveys. If you actually wear condoms and stop and replace it when it breaks (don't act like you can't feel it) how the fuck do you get pregnant? Same for withdrawal. Assuming you don't actually squirt in her 22% of the time on accident, how the fuck? Makes no sense. The methods that you can't really mess up are the ones with the low % error rate.
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My wife and I did condoms because she didn't like the hormone changes from birth control pills.

We did it for 10 years with no accidents. I think we had a condom break twice and knew it immediately and swapped out.

I don't understand how people screw this up and how people bring up condoms breaking all the time. In 10 years we only had less than a handful of condoms break, how are you guys doing it that you have them break often?
 
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Khane_sl said:
Did anyone claim they have them break often? It only takes once and there have been times where it broke and I noticed and times where it broke and I didn't notice.
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Yeah that's true. I think I assumed it was discussed as a frequent issue now that I read it again. I don't know another way the statistics could be that high though. Are people just buying discount, bulk, expired condoms also?
 
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Yeah that's true. I think I assumed it was discussed as a frequent issue now that I read it again. I don't know another way the statistics could be that high though. Are people just buying discount, bulk, expired condoms also?
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Maybe it's because you have an average sized penis. You allocated more stat points to INT to compensate.
 
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Izo_sl said:
It only takes one spermatozoon to fertilize the oocyte when directly exposed. But which one? Any one? Is one alone enough for the whole trip? A few? How many is there in precum? Any time? Any where? If we only needed one alone we'd probably not ejaculate 250 millions. So how do you reckon it only takes a little?
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Where did I say it only takes a single sperm? Also, stop Izo'ing up the thread. You've been good about it for a long time, lets not back slide.
 
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There was a short period of time where I was breaking condoms all the time. The wife was in between birth control pills (switching) and she got dried up fairly easily, plus we were doing the deed like 3 times a day. It was a scary moment in my life. That said, I knew when one broke instantly every single time.
 
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Izo_sl said:
Maybe it's because you have an average sized penis. You allocated more stat points to INT to compensate.
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That could be. When I see it in my hand I think I am doing just fine!

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There was a short period of time where I was breaking condoms all the time. The wife was in between birth control pills (switching) and she got dried up fairly easily, plus we were doing the deed like 3 times a day. It was a scary moment in my life. That said, I knew when one broke instantly every single time.
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Yeah, not to get into too much detail but my wife has always been well lubricated naturally (even without my help, not saying I am a pro). We are mid 30's now and I definitely feel a drop off in overall lubrication. I think her mom went through "the change" in her early 40's so we shall see how much time I have left until that big fun time!!
 
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