Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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opiate82

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That is all fine and good and a nice practice, but sometimes in the heat of the moment things don't go according to plan. If you always practice safe sex-toy-sex you can improvise without calling a time-out.
 
iannis

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I don't see the issue here. If you have the presence of mind to take the condom off the dildo before you stick in in the pink and then roll it back on when you go back to the stink.

Well, Icansee how different colors would be a bad idea if you're in the dark.
 
opiate82

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Iannis_sl said:
I don't see the issue here. If you have the presence of mind to take the condom off the dildo before you stick in in the pink and then roll it back on when you go back to the stink.

Well, Icansee how different colors would be a bad idea if you're in the dark.
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Well like I said, I primarily do it because it makes clean-up a breeze. Especially on something like a hitachi magic wand where the surface is kind of rough with grooves that can easily build up gross gunk.

Plus I don't want to buy 2 hitachi's and the various attachments and then try to keep them all separated.
 
Soygen

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I just put all my toys in the dishwasher. Then when we're done, she washes them.
 
Hoss

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BrutulTM_sl said:
I have done that lots of times. Water balloons were pretty much the only use I had for condoms in high school. BTW, if you have never filled a condom with water you should. They are amazing.
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Yes. Also, they're good as regular balloons. What child doesn't want a baloon animal made out of a trojan?

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I kinda want to know why you're putting condoms on vibrators, myself.

I find this notion confusing.
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If anything, you're underthinking it. Like other said, easy cleanup, and toys are expensive. It takes a lot of condoms to make up for the cost of having an identical set of toys.

Also, in case I wasn't clear, the condoms are also for anal sex. Wife won't do ATM unless I had a condom on while in her ass. I think that's a reasonable request.
 
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If you pull her hair hard enough you can forehead kiss
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Man I have the perfect gif for this.

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Noodleface

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I'm really hoping he's just having the time of his life and not posting since we shit bag on him all the time, but I'm also fearful that he was brutally raped, murdered, and tossed in a ditch given the prior evidence of very poor life choices.
 
Soygen

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I find that if he's not posting here, he's probably making some questionable decisions and doesn't want us breaking his balls over those decisions. He got a bit defensive over the normal ribbing everyone gives him on his last couple visits. I'm sure he's doing just fine.
 
iannis

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There's good news and there's bad news.

It's triplets!!


I take Onoes radio silence as an indication that things are going well. Either that or his ex-wife found out that he had the girlfriend paint her mothers day gift and got super pissed and now Onoes can't afford his phone bill no mo.
 
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Onoes leaves and Eomer comes back. I'm not saying they're the same person but I'm implying it.
 
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