Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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a_skeleton_03

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It's not trolling to tell you that you are making a potentially disastrous decision in slow playing this for some odd reason.

If you worry your kid will be in danger if you left today without him then your kid IS in danger right now. It means your wife is so unstable you can't count on her to do the right thing .....

You are gambling right now. I hope it doesn't bite you in the ass because you "know your wife".
 
Tarrant

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a_skeleton_03_sl said:
It's not trolling to tell you that you are making a potentially disastrous decision in slow playing this for some odd reason.

If you worry your kid will be in danger if you left today without him then your kid IS in danger right now. It means your wife is so unstable you can't count on her to do the right thing .....

You are gambling right now. I hope it doesn't bite you in the ass because you "know your wife".
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I'm not doing things the way I am because "I know my wife". I'm doing exactly what my lawyer is telling me to do step by step. I'll continue to do what he tells me to do and not what a couple people on an internet forum think I should do. It's that simple really.

Not saying that to sound snarky, it's just what I'm doing. -shrug-
 
Gavinmad

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Tarrant_sl said:
I'm doing exactly what my lawyer is telling me to do step by step. I'll continue to do what he tells me to do and not what a couple people on an internet forum think I should do.
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I think you should do exactly what your lawyer tells you to do step by step.

Checkmate.
 
Izo

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Gavinmad_sl said:
I think you should do exactly what your lawyer tells you to do step by step.

Checkmate.
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But should he continue to do what he tells him to do and not what a couple people on an internet forum think he should do. Is it really that simple?
 
Khane

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Here's what just happened with the woman I was dating until today at a friend's house:

We had a minor blow up because she felt disrespected by me because some guy I barely know was talking shit to her while we were playing some backyard games. The name of the game is Cornhole (yes, that's actually the name of the game) and he cracked a joke, trying to get in her head, about how he heard she loves it in the cornhole. She assumed I'm mouthing off about our sex life because she does, indeed, love it in the cornhole. This leads to an issue a few hours later where she is pissed but I have no idea why because I didn't think that comment rattled her. It ends up escalating but she refuses to tell me what's going on so we leave.

In the car she tells me I'm an asshole for telling the world about our sex life. I let her know I didn't tell this guy shit about our sex life, he was playing on the name of the game and talking shit so you'd miss your shot. I can't help that and if what he said bothered her she should have said something to him or pulled me aside instead of giving me the finger, mouthing "fuck you" and then refusing to tell me why she was pissed (I didn't hear all of this happening). She starts getting into it about how that particular group of friends is inappropriate and disrespectful to women (they are), a conversation we've had before where I agreed with her and told her I would talk to them (I did) and if it happens again either tell them it's over the line or pull me aside and tell me, but this had nothing to do with them. It was someone I barely know.

Here's where shit gets fucked up. She then told me that one of my friends groped her chest and her ass when they were standing next to each other playing the game. He didn't. I let her know I knew she was lying. She said "Well he didn't touch me, but he talked about it". Again, I told her I knew he didn't and that she was full of shit. I also let her know that lying about something like that is a very serious thing that could sever friendships and ultimately change someone's life. She became indignant that I don't respect her.

So to win an argument, she accused my friend of sexually assaulting her. And when confronted with her lie she doubled down and never even attempted to apologize. That is until she went through the five stages of grief when I let her know she and I were done.
 
Gavinmad

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I think it's far more likely that you and your friends tried to get her wasted so you could gang rape her, and she barely escaped with her virtue intact.

Which is probably the story she's telling her friends about why you guys broke up.
 
Famm

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Everyone knows what cornhole is you don't have to explain it like you're talking to a bunch of social shut-ins. Oh, wait.
 
lurkingdirk

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Khane_sl said:
Here's what just happened with the woman I was dating until today at a friend's house:

We had a minor blow up because she felt disrespected by me because some guy I barely know was talking shit to her while we were playing some backyard games. The name of the game is Cornhole (yes, that's actually the name of the game) and he cracked a joke, trying to get in her head, about how he heard she loves it in the cornhole. She assumed I'm mouthing off about our sex life because she does, indeed, love it in the cornhole. This leads to an issue a few hours later where she is pissed but I have no idea why because I didn't think that comment rattled her. It ends up escalating but she refuses to tell me what's going on so we leave.

In the car she tells me I'm an asshole for telling the world about our sex life. I let her know I didn't tell this guy shit about our sex life, he was playing on the name of the game and talking shit so you'd miss your shot. I can't help that and if what he said bothered her she should have said something to him or pulled me aside instead of giving me the finger, mouthing "fuck you" and then refusing to tell me why she was pissed (I didn't hear all of this happening). She starts getting into it about how that particular group of friends is inappropriate and disrespectful to women (they are), a conversation we've had before where I agreed with her and told her I would talk to them (I did) and if it happens again either tell them it's over the line or pull me aside and tell me, but this had nothing to do with them. It was someone I barely know.

Here's where shit gets fucked up. She then told me that one of my friends groped her chest and her ass when they were standing next to each other playing the game. He didn't. I let her know I knew she was lying. She said "Well he didn't touch me, but he talked about it". Again, I told her I knew he didn't and that she was full of shit. I also let her know that lying about something like that is a very serious thing that could sever friendships and ultimately change someone's life. She became indignant that I don't respect her.

So to win an argument, she accused my friend of sexually assaulting her. And when confronted with her lie she doubled down and never even attempted to apologize. That is until she went through the five stages of grief when I let her know she and I were done.
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Jebus making out with his brother. Sounds like a good idea to get away from this woman forever ago.
 
Selix

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Khane_sl said:
Here's what just happened with the woman I was dating until today at a friend's house:

We had a minor blow up because she felt disrespected by me because some guy I barely know was talking shit to her while we were playing some backyard games. The name of the game is Cornhole (yes, that's actually the name of the game) and he cracked a joke, trying to get in her head, about how he heard she loves it in the cornhole. She assumed I'm mouthing off about our sex life because she does, indeed, love it in the cornhole. This leads to an issue a few hours later where she is pissed but I have no idea why because I didn't think that comment rattled her. It ends up escalating but she refuses to tell me what's going on so we leave.

In the car she tells me I'm an asshole for telling the world about our sex life. I let her know I didn't tell this guy shit about our sex life, he was playing on the name of the game and talking shit so you'd miss your shot. I can't help that and if what he said bothered her she should have said something to him or pulled me aside instead of giving me the finger, mouthing "fuck you" and then refusing to tell me why she was pissed (I didn't hear all of this happening). She starts getting into it about how that particular group of friends is inappropriate and disrespectful to women (they are), a conversation we've had before where I agreed with her and told her I would talk to them (I did) and if it happens again either tell them it's over the line or pull me aside and tell me, but this had nothing to do with them. It was someone I barely know.

Here's where shit gets fucked up. She then told me that one of my friends groped her chest and her ass when they were standing next to each other playing the game. He didn't. I let her know I knew she was lying. She said "Well he didn't touch me, but he talked about it". Again, I told her I knew he didn't and that she was full of shit. I also let her know that lying about something like that is a very serious thing that could sever friendships and ultimately change someone's life. She became indignant that I don't respect her.

So to win an argument, she accused my friend of sexually assaulting her. And when confronted with her lie she doubled down and never even attempted to apologize. That is until she went through the five stages of grief when I let her know she and I were done.
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Is this her passive aggressive way of saying "I want you to say you will never hang out with them again."
 
iannis

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Yeah, that's worth a "Welp. Smell ya later, Cornhole!"

It's not even that it's an attempted manipulation that's the bad part. It's that it's such a transparent and juvenille one.

Are you dating 17 year olds again, Khane? You gotta stop that man. Eventually one of them with daddy issues will actually give YOU daddy issues.
 
Noodleface

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God I can just picture Khane and his group of serial rapist ex-con's drinking craft beers, twirling their handlebar mustaches, playing cornhole, and discussing raw denim.

Khane the only response I can have is, "Women Logic, LOL."

I mean that's all there is to it. Can't fix that shit. Accusing someone of a sexual assault is a bit over the top though, that would make me leave someone for sure.
 
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There's this dude on my Facebook who is in a cornhole league. I've never played the game, yet I have a deep-seated hatred for it because of all the annoying shitposts this guy makes about cornhole.
 
Noodleface

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I've played it and it's alright if you're drunk. The problem is there's this turd at work with a 90 foot long beard that talks about it non-stop so I hate it too. Plus I borrowed a cornhole board (is it a board?) and the guy didn't tell me he had just painted it a couple days ago so it stained my wife's back seat of her car.
 
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Cornhole is ubiquitous with outdoor picnics here in Ohio. Its been around for a really long time here. I've never really cared for it, personally, but I also hate sports of finesse. My cousin's husband spent like 10 years in college in a frat house so he's pretty much lights out.
 
mkopec

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Neighbors right next to me kind of in the back play that shit religiously. And yeah, its annoying as hell. We sit in our backyard with drink in hand, enjoying the evening, kids swimming in our pool, and all we hear is thwump, thwump, thwump over and over again, with some cheers thrown in there every once in a while while kid rock or some country shit is playing in the background.

Then, to top it all off, when it gets dark, they turn on this fucking spot light located just below their second story roof which is pointed right at my fucking patio so they can continue to play their shitty ass game and listen to their shitty ass hick music.

I planted 14 tuija green giant trees right at the fence line about 4 yrs ago, cost me like $500, they are about 12-15 ft high now and they are definitely helping with the sound, but they still need like 5 more feet to stop that damn annoying light from illuminating our yard.
 
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If it makes you feel any better they probably post on another forum bitching about their uptight neighbors and their annoying fucking kids splashing around in the pool while they're trying to concentrate on their game
 
Khane

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mkopec_sl said:
Neighbors right next to me kind of in the back play that shit religiously. And yeah, its annoying as hell. We sit in our backyard with drink in hand, enjoying the evening, kids swimming in our pool, and all we hear is thwump, thwump, thwump over and over again, with some cheers thrown in there every once in a while while kid rock or some country shit is playing in the background.

Then, to top it all off, when it gets dark, they turn on this fucking spot light located just below their second story roof which is pointed right at my fucking patio so they can continue to play their shitty ass game and listen to their shitty ass hick music.

I planted 14 tuija green giant trees right at the fence line about 4 yrs ago, cost me like $500, they are about 12-15 ft high now and they are definitely helping with the sound, but they still need like 5 more feet to stop that damn annoying light from illuminating our yard.
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You wouldn't happen to live on Alice Drive in Coventry CT would you? Because it sounds like you're talking about my friend's place, haha
 
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