Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Khane

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Until you see test results that say otherwise, you should be cautious of banging a sexual active woman after ANY date number. What, you think just because she doesn't fuck till the 3rd date she is less likely to have the herp? Wrap it up.
Actually, yes. She probably is less likely to have the herp than a chick who will blow you the first night she meets you.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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My favorite are the ones that say "I've never done this before" or "this is so unlike me" as they hop on top of your dick after the first date. After hearing that BS line for the umpteenth time it's hard not to roll your eyes..
 

Onoes

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So, your saying that the constant texting back and forth, and spending the last two nights with her was a mistake? hahah, yeah, I know, but its so GOD DAMN FUN. I'm aware I'm doing this all wrong, but she's sooooo fucking great, I just can't get enough. I left her house at like 3 am last night, here is the text I woke up to-

Sorry if you are busy sleeping, I just wanted to let you know, I can still smell you on me and your scent in my hair and on my body is absolutely intoxicating and driving me wild. <3 You are so sweet <3 I absolutly adore you. I had an amazing time with you again, you treat me better than I've EVER been treated that's why it sometimes feels like a dream <3
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Anyways, I hope you are having a great day <3

That's like, every text from her, just fucking gushing with praise and positivity. I know she's already head over heels after 3 dates, and thats crazy, but it's exactly what I need right now. 11 years is a long time, let me enjoy this for a bit you naysayers :p

Also, because I know you will all enjoy this. I met her mom (She has a 3 1/2 year old daughter, her mom was babysitting for our date Sun night), and her mom let me know she knew me, because she knew my dad. I asked how she knew my dad, she worked with him for a while, plus, he married her sister. That's right. My dad's first wife of 6-9 months, before he met my mother, was her sister. Making her my aunt through marrige. Making the girl I've been fucking - my cousin. Lol. ^_^
 

lindz

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Just be careful Onoes. We're super happy that you're having fun and finally getting laid but slow down - don't let yourself get hurt, by this girl or your ex. Does your ex still talk to any of your neighbors, even in passing when she brings your kids over? You may want to not bring this chick to your house if so until the divorce is over. Just because it was an amicable split for you two doesn't mean some busy body bitch won't gossip and fuck things up.
 

BrutulTM

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Girls like sex just as much as guys. If you are on a first date with a hot chick think about how much you would love to bang her that night. Assuming she is equally attracted to you, she is having those exact same feelings. Unless you think there is ALSO something wrong with guys who bang on the first date, there is no reason to be "cautious" of a girl who does it. As a matter of fact, I would much rather be with a girl who doesn't confine herself to those social pressures and stigmas.
This isn't all wrong, but the difference is that girls can't just casually fuck without the feelings setting in hard and fast, and the ones that can are usually broken in some way or another.
 

Frenzied Wombat

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So, your saying that the constant texting back and forth, and spending the last two nights with her was a mistake? hahah, yeah, I know, but its so GOD DAMN FUN. I'm aware I'm doing this all wrong, but she's sooooo fucking great, I just can't get enough. I left her house at like 3 am last night, here is the text I woke up to-

Sorry if you are busy sleeping, I just wanted to let you know, I can still smell you on me and your scent in my hair and on my body is absolutely intoxicating and driving me wild. <3 You are so sweet <3 I absolutly adore you. I had an amazing time with you again, you treat me better than I've EVER been treated that's why it sometimes feels like a dream <3
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Anyways, I hope you are having a great day <3

That's like, every text from her, just fucking gushing with praise and positivity. I know she's already head over heels after 3 dates, and thats crazy, but it's exactly what I need right now. 11 years is a long time, let me enjoy this for a bit you naysayers :p

Also, because I know you will all enjoy this. I met her mom (She has a 3 1/2 year old daughter, her mom was babysitting for our date Sun night), and her mom let me know she knew me, because she knew my dad. I asked how she knew my dad, she worked with him for a while, plus, he married her sister. That's right. My dad's first wife of 6-9 months, before he met my mother, was her sister. Making her my aunt through marrige. Making the girl I've been fucking - my cousin. Lol. ^_^
She's head over heels after 3 dates and you've met her mom already?! My spidey senses are detecting The Latent Crazy. Be careful young Padawan.. Either that or she's looking to hook a new daddy quick for her 3 1/2 year old..
 

Khane

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That's like, every text from her, just fucking gushing with praise and positivity. I know she's already head over heels after 3 dates, and thats crazy, but it's exactly what I need right now. 11 years is a long time, let me enjoy this for a bit you naysayers :p
And what happens when you've had your fun? Either you try to part ways, in which case she's going to be devastated (or so it sounds) or you jump directly into another relationship without figuring out what it is you actually want. You aren't in the frame of mind to make those kind of decisions because you're just happy that after 11 years with the same woman you are finding out it isn't the end, other women will still be interested. That is what you need to keep in mind. Other women (not just this one) will still be interested.

It's nice to get that new car feeling, just make sure you don't end up with buyer's remorse. That's all we're saying. You have no idea how this chick is going to react because you are jumping right in without considering the consequences. Not to bring up old shit but you've shown a history of leaping before you look (the whole car fiasco). You've gotta reign it in my bro. You should have the "Listen, I want things to stay the way they are right now, I'm not looking to get right back into something serious, I'm not even divorced yet" conversation before it's too late.
 

Jx3

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Bro Im happy for you but I only see this ending one way. Chick just seems too affectionate too quick. Plus the fact that you ended your marriage due to you and wife having no affection this just seems destined to blow up badly. Hopefully I'm wrong and you two continue to fuck like rabbits for many years and have the cute texts.
 

Gravy

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Damn dude, I'm totally happy you are getting some strange, but that text...

The only thing you are reading are the words.
 

Big Phoenix

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Well lindz already filled the quota of fucks on the first date and is relationship material so I wouldn't get too hung up on this gal. Imo go out and be happy and enjoy it but realize this is nothing more than a rebound. If ole girl doesn't realize that she's crazy/dumb which goesright back to not being relationship material
 

iannis

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So, your saying that the constant texting back and forth, and spending the last two nights with her was a mistake? hahah, yeah, I know, but its so GOD DAMN FUN. I'm aware I'm doing this all wrong, but she's sooooo fucking great, I just can't get enough. I left her house at like 3 am last night, here is the text I woke up to-

Sorry if you are busy sleeping, I just wanted to let you know, I can still smell you on me and your scent in my hair and on my body is absolutely intoxicating and driving me wild. <3 You are so sweet <3 I absolutly adore you. I had an amazing time with you again, you treat me better than I've EVER been treated that's why it sometimes feels like a dream <3
smile.png
Anyways, I hope you are having a great day <3

That's like, every text from her, just fucking gushing with praise and positivity. I know she's already head over heels after 3 dates, and thats crazy, but it's exactly what I need right now. 11 years is a long time, let me enjoy this for a bit you naysayers :p

Also, because I know you will all enjoy this. I met her mom (She has a 3 1/2 year old daughter, her mom was babysitting for our date Sun night), and her mom let me know she knew me, because she knew my dad. I asked how she knew my dad, she worked with him for a while, plus, he married her sister. That's right. My dad's first wife of 6-9 months, before he met my mother, was her sister. Making her my aunt through marrige. Making the girl I've been fucking - my cousin. Lol. ^_^
No dude, not at all.

Ride the infatuation until it ends. Ride the shit out of it. Nudge nudge wink wink. And when it starts to ebb. Just don't chase it for longer than is good. You are still married after all. In name only -- sure, but in name.

Don't fuck yourself over it.
 

TrollfaceDeux

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Sorry if you are busy sleeping, I just wanted to let you know, I can still smell you on me and your scent in my hair and on my body is absolutely intoxicating and driving me wild. <3 You are so sweet <3 I absolutly adore you. I had an amazing time with you again, you treat me better than I've EVER been treated that's why it sometimes feels like a dream <3
smile.png
Anyways, I hope you are having a great day <3
i just wanted to quote this
 

Noodleface

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YOu're headed to crazytown man, be careful. Havefun but be careful. You've made a lot of public terrible decisions on the board, we just want to have your back once.
 

chaos

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Bro, I support you. Knock it out. Be zen, live in the moment, understand how awesome it is to fuck this hot chick who wants you. Worry about this other shit later. Then post titty pics in the rerolled tits thread. Of her, not you.
 

Jx3

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Bro, I support you. Knock it out. Be zen, live in the moment, understand how awesome it is to fuck this hot chick who wants you. Worry about this other shit later. Then post titty pics in the rerolled tits thread. Of her, not you.
The Lord Commander speaks truth.