Hahhaha you guys are fucking hilarious. I lost it with Noodlefaces comment. Yeah, its awesome, I'm super thrilled with this whole situation, I'm not going to lie. She's a freelance artist/webpage designer and apparently does quite well for herself, so I'm not expecting any requests for money. She actually has 2 kids, an 11 year old from a first marriage, and a 3 year old from her ex-boyfriend who had proposed, but bailed when she got pregnant. We are both fixed, so no chance of any other kids popping up. She's kind of hippie/new agey, but is very clever and funny.
I talked to her a little last night, because she asked me if I would stop by, that she had a surprise for me. She painted me a picture, its very cool. She's very clearly in love with me, and I like her a lot as well, but I did sit her down last night to have a "Hey, you know we have only been seeing each other for like.. a week? Stuffs moving pretty fast." conversation. Her response was basically "Yeah, but I think we are both enjoying it, and we are happy, so who cares? I just want to enjoy it while it lasts, if its not worth doing 110% its not worth doing at all. Don't stress about it." kind of thing. She also said that she's knows I just got out of a decade long marriage and understands she's not necessarily the one or anything, she's just the first one, and she's happy to be that as long as I want her too, and that she wants me to know, if the opportunity to sleep with someone else comes up, and I want to, to just do it. All she asks, is if that happens, that I let her know, because she would still like to be friends, but she doesn't want to be sleeping with me if I'm sleeping with other people as well. So yeah, thats a little bit of an ultimatum, but as relaxed of one as I'm likely to see anywhere. Not to mention, right now, I have no desire to sleep with anyone else, she's fucking amazing.
So yeah, I'm well aware it can all go belly up and ugly fast, I've just had such a great track record of things working out just fine, I'm not overly concerned. Yeah, you guys know about major life fuck ups, because they are entertaining, but I'm a very likable guy in person, I seriously can't think of a single person in my work or personal life who doesn't like me. That typically translates into me not going through any kind of drama. The exception obviously being crack whore thieves.
On a side note, I'm going to her house to have dinner with her and her family tonight, after which she is going to be giving me tips on the guitar, something I'm trying to learn, and she knows. Again, she's awesome.
Edit: P.s. I'll see if I can manage tits or ass or something, I have to repay all your conflicting sage advice somehow
