Marriage and the Power of Divorce

This weekend.

And i didn't know I was supposed to get the bitch a gift so i have to do that sometime this week

You don't have to get anyone gifts, we certainly didn't.

It's a nice gesture to get the groomsmen a small gift though.

I got the groomsmen gifts. Now the talk is her wedding gift which she was apparently at peace with not getting one because she knew i wouldn't know. Then my brother asked and i asked her and she got me something.

In that case getting her some nice lingerie (with a thong) and some pots and pans should do the trick

Start the marriage off right

I said "what do you get for the woman that already has a vacuum cleaner"


"Diamond Tennis bracelet"

Picasso_sl said:

I got the groomsmen gifts. Now the talk is her wedding gift which she was apparently at peace with not getting one because she knew i wouldn't know. Then my brother asked and i asked her and she got me something.

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Thats a thing? My wife and I certainly did not exchange gifts.

Not that I'm married or ever came close but I had never heard of that tradition either. I wonder if any of my friends did that.

"The engagement ring wasn't enough? Fine, I got you a post-nup"

Engagement ring and 10k party isn't enough for you princess? You want a fucking bracelet as well? That would be my general response.

I generally agree except in this scenario she was fine not bringing it up to me it was my brother that had brought it to my attention and she had already bought me something.
1 or 2k on a bracelet is no big deal, i'm kind of glad she told me what she wanted, i'm just bummed over it being last minute.

Did you have to wear a diaper with a dickhole so you wouldn't get your buttblood all over the place?

Tenks_sl said:

Yeah even if the girl is really low key about anniversaries and all that if you remember and do something for her she'll still appreciate it

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I picked up a nice bouquet of flowers for her on the way home. That made her pretty happy. I'd actually said to her "happy 3 years" or whatever on Saturday night, since I just assumed we'd hooked up on Halloween since we'd met at a Halloween party, but she pointed out it was actually Nov 2. In any case, that was about it, she was happy with the flowers. I think that's only the second or third time I've gotten her flowers. Neither of us is big in to birthdays, holidays and the like, including presents. Thank god. I hate that shit.

She was pretty concerned that we didn't get my niece and nephew anything for their 5th birthdays a couple weeks back, but those two kids are spoiled as shit as it stands, they don't need anything nor should they expect anything. My aunts and uncles never got me presents for my birthday when I was growing up, although it's different now I guess with smaller families and less kids. In general my family hasn't done Christmas or birthday presents basically since I turned 18 (I was the youngest). It's glorious. My girlfriend has a hard time processing that sometimes, since she comes from a family that still does a shit ton of presents. Every year I can expect half a dozen useless items for Christmas from her mom, and am expected to prominently display them whenever her mom comes over. Shit is obnoxious.

Eomer. On behalf of the entire thread thank you for finally calling her your girlfriend instead of "special lady friend." Shit was gay.

For real. The only people I know who say "Special Lady Friend" are giant neckbeards who married the first woman that would actually date them.

I thought it meant she was retarded. So many questions.

Picasso_sl said:

I said "what do you get for the woman that already has a vacuum cleaner"


"Diamond Tennis bracelet"

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Her gift to you will be a boudoir photography session shooting. Yours to her should be to immortalize it in the RR tits thread. Unless you're a beta faggot, ofcourse. Are you a beta faggot, Pica?

Or just give her computer to a_skeleton_03 to "fix" and he can do it for you.