Marriage and the Power of Divorce

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Nester

Nester

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Eomer_sl said:
Fuck you guys, I'll reference the Big Lebowski whenever the fuck I want.
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only you can stop cultural appropriation of the United States.


Picasso, your getting scammed.
All i got for my wife beyond the Rock and huge party i did not want was half of every dollar i earn going forward...oh and a trip to Maui.

Tell her to return what ever she got you and use that money to help build your future instead of buying more usless shit no one needs.
 
Eomer

Eomer

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Picasso_sl said:
Get your own culture
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I don't know Strange Brew well enough to reference it. I am embarrassed
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Picasso3

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She's paid the 6k for hawaii so i can't really come down on her bros. She out earns me by like 40%, i have no classic man cards to play. If i don't get her bracelet she'll just buy it for herself and further degrade the patriarchy.
 
chthonic-anemos

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Picasso_sl said:
She's paid the 6k for hawaii so i can't really come down on her bros. She out earns me by like 40%, i have no classic man cards to play. If i don't get her bracelet she'll just buy it for herself and further degrade the patriarchy.
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get her the 6k bracelet
 
Phazael

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My wife is nuts over birthdays for whatever reason. I can't really complain, since its one of her few overtly girly attributes and we go drinking and nerd gaming around the country together. Our anniversary is observed by going out, but we give so little fucks that neither one of us can remember how long we have been married without looking it up. I think its mostly from her family, though. They all go apeshit over that birthday stuff, while I am like "just let me have my margarita and play some PS4". After 21, I stopped giving a fuck until 50.
 
Big Phoenix

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Picasso_sl said:
She's paid the 6k for hawaii so i can't really come down on her bros. She out earns me by like 40%, i have no classic man cards to play. If i don't get her bracelet she'll just buy it for herself and further degrade the patriarchy.
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You're fucked p.
 
Arative

Arative

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Picasso_sl said:
She's paid the 6k for hawaii so i can't really come down on her bros. She out earns me by like 40%, i have no classic man cards to play. If i don't get her bracelet she'll just buy it for herself and further degrade the patriarchy.
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Get her one of those pandora bracelets, then you have a built in gift for lots of future occasions.
 
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Picasso3

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Those aren't made out of diamonds. I went to the jewelry store and the cheapest one was 3k. She said "i didn't think they would be so expensive". "You didn't think a rope made out of diamonds would be expensive?" "Giggle"
 
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