Marriage and the Power of Divorce

Famm · Nov 4, 2015

Picasso_sl said:
Those aren't made out of diamonds. I went to the jewelry store and the cheapest one was 3k. She said "i didn't think they would be so expensive"

Meaning, she didn't want to hear about what it cost, you cheap shit fuck who doesn't even love her enough to make her happy on the eve of your wedding.

Tenks_sl said:
Pandora bracelets are fugly as fuck

Those things are pretty tacky IMO. Its like the new middle class redneck jewelry of choice or something. Shit's fucking not cheap either, even though it looks like cheap crap mostly. Like $150+ for one stupid charm and shit. I guess the majority are cheaper, but some are that much. Still, it encourages constantly buying new ones and they are just stupid little trinkets. Its a racket.

lurkingdirk · Nov 4, 2015

Just get her a LiveStrong bracelet. I understand they are pretty cheap now.

Khane · Nov 4, 2015

lurkingdirk_sl said:
Just get her a LiveStrong bracelet. I understand they are pretty cheap now.

I like you dirk.

lurkingdirk · Nov 4, 2015

Khane_sl said:
I like you dirk.

Gavinmad · Nov 4, 2015

weirdo

lurkingdirk · Nov 4, 2015

Gavinmad_sl said:
weirdo

Picasso3 · Nov 4, 2015

She got me boudoir photos, I'm going to text her 50 dick pics and call it even

a_skeleton_03 · Nov 4, 2015

Picasso_sl said:
She got me boudoir photos, I'm going to text her 50 dick pics and call it even

You need the number for your local geek squad when her computer breaks?

Khane · Nov 4, 2015

You're late to the party with that joke.

Picasso3 · Nov 4, 2015

These are in a fancy picture book and there's a flash drive in the shape of a skeleton key which means it's probably pretty secure

ToeMissile · Nov 4, 2015

For each picture in the book she gave you, take a photo of yourself in a pose so that it can be photohoped with the original pictures so it looks like she's got your junk in her mouth. Print and bind in an equally fancy picture book.

iannis · Nov 4, 2015

Just give her a reeses covered in dick hair

a_skeleton_03 · Nov 5, 2015

ToeMissile_sl said:
For each picture in the book she gave you, take a photo of yourself in a pose so that it can be photohoped with the original pictures so it looks like she's got your junk in her mouth. Print and bind in an equally fancy picture book.

Or he could go for a dudeoir photo shoot.

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Gravy · Nov 5, 2015

moonarchia · Nov 5, 2015

Iannis_sl said:
Just give her a reeses covered in dick hair

The gift that keeps on giving.

Jx3 · Nov 5, 2015

I got you bro

Izo · Nov 5, 2015

Izo_sl said:
Her gift to you will be a boudoir photography session shooting. Yours to her should be to immortalize it in the RR tits thread. Unless you're a beta faggot, ofcourse. Are you a beta faggot, Pica?

Picasso_sl said:
She got me boudoir photos, I'm going to text her 50 dick pics and call it even

Well?

Picasso3 · Nov 5, 2015

Confirmed beta faggot

Noodleface · Nov 5, 2015

At least do classy dick pics - like one in france next to a baguette, one rested in/on her mouth while she sleeps, one with a bow tied around it, one of those "oops you caught me" pics where it's in her sister. you know

Gravy · Nov 5, 2015

Noodle's on to something. If she's cool with all that, she's a keeper.

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